Oh my fuck.

[iamgrace]

I hate teething. My child is fucking insane. If someone could come over and kill me or bring me wine, either would be much appreciated.

[callalily]

I'll drink with you. Teething is a bitch and a half. I have two cutting molars. I think the only solution is to drink booze from a bottle with a straw.

[Jermys]

Get a popsicle stick and rub it against the gum until the tooth breaks through. Unless it's a molar, in which case, you're fucked.

[iamgrace]

Aug 16, 2012 13:20:09 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Get a popsicle stick and rub it against the gum until the tooth breaks through. Unless it's a molar, in which case, you're fucked.

Molars and possibly eye teeth.

[iamgrace]

It doesn't help that he won't eat anything because his mouth hurts. So add hungry and tired to the pain and it equals suck beyond belief.

[kellbell191]

I have a crapload of wine, come by any time!

[Jermys]

Aug 16, 2012 13:21:47 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

Aug 16, 2012 13:20:09 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Get a popsicle stick and rub it against the gum until the tooth breaks through. Unless it's a molar, in which case, you're fucked.

Molars and possibly eye teeth.

Those were the worst. The rest of Edith's teeth, I was able to cut through early, so I missed about two weeks of pain, crying, diarrhea, earaches, etc. Then with her eyeteeth, I realized how shitty teething actually was. HORRIBLE. And molars were just as bad.

[daisyheadmaizie]

Passes wine and chocolate to Grace.