Post by vanillacourage on Jun 22, 2015 21:22:19 GMT -5
This is cracking me up because one time in college my friend was wearing one of these long dressy cardigans to the club (ahh, 2002), got hot, took it off and forgot it when she got up to dance. When the lights came up we see some chick with it wrapped around her waist. My friend was all upset (like, drunk upset. Drunkset?) and can't figure out what to do.
I've got booze courage (hence my SN!) and march up to the girl and ask her if she found the sweater near the dance floor. She denied it! So I'm all, "well, because my friend LOST ONE, and it's so funny because it looks JUST LIKE THAT ONE, jeez, what a coincidence...." And basically shamed the bitch into untying it from her waist (again, 2002!) and handing it back to me.
I'm so confused over the childcare worker wearing the preschool sized backpack. Is she wearing it while she works? Maybe she was all wow, this is a nice backpack, someone surely will miss this. Maybe I should wear it around, sort of advertisement like to find its owner.
Day 55. Still no one claimed backpack. Tired of wearing it. Can not move my arms while I work due to tiny toddler size straps. Does do a good job of keeping my juice boxes and Curious George fruit snacks in reach.