What is the weirdest thing in your desk?

[Deleted]

This question brought to you by my CW who just pulled out four juggling balls from his bottom drawer and started juggling.

[mrsjuleshs]

a stuffed turtle and mini liquor bottles.

[looseseal]

I guess I don't think anything in my desk is weird, or else I would probably not have it here. But maybe other people would think it's weird that I keep toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss here?

[fuckstick]

Me.

[jane6672]

3 Lego people

[Deleted]

Eh, I've got a snowman Christmas ornament.

[Kit]

A rubber eyeball

[Jalapeñomel]

A rubber ball with One direction on it.

[sprky79]

A snoopy statute and a bunch of toy buses.

[karmasabiotch]

Bath salts.

[Bernadine]

It's a little christian, asian hygiene/first aid kit they were giving away at the h-mart one day. Bandaids, q-tips, toothpicks, and bible quotes.

[Deleted]

I plastic toy of Lumiere, from Beauty and the Beast.

[pedanticwench]

Christmas ornaments.

[amberlyrose]

Beer salt, weird cheap candy, sample medicine packets, and a Hangover brand recovery shot.

I work for a company that gets samples of stuff you'd see in a gas station.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

A tennis racquet bug zapper.

[Deleted]

A printout of part of my family tree.

[exploding people]

I guess either the adult sippy cup or the 3D glasses.

[MWOS]

a Certificate of Ethics Compliance

[mypunkinpie]

a banana laffy taffy and a mini bottle of olive oil from France. Oh, and a disposable CPR face shield.

[MWOS]

Aug 16, 2012 15:37:31 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 16, 2012 15:36:32 GMT -5 MWOS said:

a Certificate of Ethics Compliance

Freak.

Hey sexy lady,

I also passed my Workplace Harassment: Prevention and the Law course.

Your butt looks nice today.

MWOS

[vivaladiva]

A (still wrapped) First Response stick; I work with 6 women and one month, half of them thought they were KU. So we all agreed to POAS in a moment of random solidarity and sure enough, we got a hit (not me). I got the surplus stick which I just realized is expired so to the trash it goes.

[Deleted]

a talking napoleon dynamite pen.

[manzer1979]

I have this on a bookcase. It's a plant holder and I "won" it in a white elephant gift exchange a few years ago. It's a beauty isn't it!

[StormyDixon]

an easy button from staples
"that was easy"

[lucky513]

this toy


and an M&M dispenser

[Deleted]

manzer - that is horrifying. I want one in my office too!

[Deleted]

I think I have to change my answer. I just found my sock monkey.

[Kit]

I asked my cubemate what she has that is weird and she pulled out a Furby. No batteries though so we're trying to find some.

The guy next to HER has a small(ish) chicken statue thing with real feathers.

[hubes]

I wish I was at my desk today!

[circa1978]

I think the pee stick wins.

Baby wipes and a tub of Stidex. I live in a place that practically invented humidity, I have a 10 minute walk from my car to the office and I like to feel fresh (and tingly).