My bra...

[mamaalysson]

...was totally showing at the Rotary lunch I was just at...the Rotary lunch where my husband was sworn in as president and I hugged and shook hands with roughly one trillion Rotarians. Good start to his presidency. Two holes in my (favorite) sundress, right on my boob. Didn't see it until I picked up my kids and used the bathroom at my friends' house. I am just crossing my fingers that it happened when I hugged someone (it looks like it must have caught on a nametag) on my way out, and not at the beginning...you know, before I was asked to stand and be introduced to the entire club.

#winningatfirstlady

[Katiedid]

Oh no! Most likely your dress snagged while hugging. You probably would have noticed something after getting dressed. Don't worry about it!

[mamaalysson]

Jun 30, 2015 17:46:41 GMT -5 Katiedid said:

Oh no! Most likely your dress snagged while hugging. You probably would have noticed something after getting dressed. Don't worry about it!

That's what I'm hoping.  Surely, I would have seen it when I put it on or was doing my hair or makeup.  But, man, my favorite summer dress...I'm pretty good with patches and fixing up clothes, but I'm not sure how to patch a hole on my boob without drawing more attention to it.

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I bet it happened toward the end and I doubt anyone noticed since it was right on your boob

Hate wardrobe malfunctions! My shirt sleeve tore at the seam at ds' second bday party so there I am in pics with a split seam. Sigh.

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I HOPE someone might say something if it happened early, so let's just assume it happened at the end. :0)

[mamaalysson]

Jun 30, 2015 17:57:29 GMT -5 @itsbritt said:

I bet it happened toward the end and I doubt anyone noticed since it was right on your boob

Hate wardrobe malfunctions! My shirt sleeve tore at the seam at ds' second bday party so there I am in pics with a split seam. Sigh.

Right?  At least it was hidden by...oh wait, nothing, 'cause my big ol' boobies are all front and center.

Ugh, the torn seam would be all I would ever see when looking at those pictures, if it was me.  Not that anyone else noticed or cared, but when it's your wardrobe issue it's hard to see anything else, you know?  So frustrating.

[arnegard]

Just be thankful that you have big ol' boobies! I have itty bitty titties that better not be overshadowed by my muffin top.

Even if anyone noticed, they didn't say anything because they didn't want to embarrass you, because what could you have done at the moment? I assume if you think they were caused by a name rage, they are fairly small holes? I guess, if you got 'em, flaunt 'em and you did honey!

[cna]

The other day I picked up my kids wearing yoga capris and a tank top with my bra straps all out for the world to see. It was like eleventy billion degrees outside and I couldn't find a single fuck to give.