Post by ProfessorArtNerd on Jul 1, 2015 10:03:36 GMT -5
Lucy is turning into a little old lady. My sister is taking her and my nephew to camp this week She also picked her up yesterday bc STEPHANIE didn't feel well and left work early and was in the neighborhood.
Liam: well mom, what's wrong with you? Stephanie: my throat hurts and my head hurts and I'm just really tired bud. Nothing serious Lucy: well at LEAST it's not CANCER!
DS2 said: "No, mama would be safe because she's a girl and it's a maneater shark" to stbx after a conversation about the new bridge over the shark tank at the aquarium.
Yesterday we were in a parking lot and on the main road, a truck beeped his horn. My soon-to-be 4-yo bellowed "DUMB BITCH!" loudly. I need to be more careful with my language in the car.
Post by indianchica on Jul 1, 2015 10:10:32 GMT -5
This is obviously DD2 repeating what we say: "Mommy, I love you so much. I mean I really love you. I am going to miss you and Daddy." "I love you too honey. But where am I going?" (I was thinking she was going to say she'll miss us when we die.) "I am going to miss you when you go away to college. That will be so sad for me." LOL
Sofia was colouring and theo kept being theo. You know, grabbing the paper, trying to scribble all over her art. Anyway, she turned to him with the most serious expression on her face and said "Theo? You are driving me NUTS!"
Post by ninjabridemom on Jul 1, 2015 10:11:03 GMT -5
Marcus sneezed and I said "Bless you!" He looked at me sideways and said "No thank you.....I SAY NO THANK YOU!"
This morning as I was leaving daycare I said to Gabe "Have a lot of fun at school babe!" and he gave me a kiss and said "Hab a lot of fun at wowk Monny." <3
Last night it was "Mom, we have the best baby in the world." Me: "I know, I like her" Kid: "She can't come to our birthday party" Me: "oh, well, she is coming. she's your sister." Kid: (eyeroll, which is a new one) "FINE. but she cant bring anything elmo"
Also, DD has started talking about "the sky crib," which is where she was/existed before she was born. That's where all babies stay until they're born, apparently. "Mama, how come I wasn't on that vacation with you?" "You weren't born yet, honey." "Oh, you mean I was in the sky crib?" "I guess?"
Who has seen the Dr Seuss Hoober-bloob Highway movie? It reminds me of that!
My 3 year old DD last night was standing on the other side of the room and nonchalantly says "Fuck"then looks over at me with a little shit eating grin to see what I would do.
I laughed #parentingfail
Then realized I need to watch my mouth. I'm a bad cusser, especially in the car.
I asked Jack what he did at summer camp one day and all annoyed he said "Mom don't you know I play UNO int hte morning and chess in the afternoon" scuse me senior citizen I must have missed that memo.
Also, DD has started talking about "the sky crib," which is where she was/existed before she was born. That's where all babies stay until they're born, apparently. "Mama, how come I wasn't on that vacation with you?" "You weren't born yet, honey." "Oh, you mean I was in the sky crib?" "I guess?"
Who has seen the Dr Seuss Hoober-bloob Highway movie? It reminds me of that!
Mine are having a really hard time with this! I think I told them they were in heaven before my belly so now they talk about "when they were dead" if something happened before them. Passing old house "look guys, mom and dad used to live there!" "oh, when we were dead?" Picture of us at wedding "is this when we were dead?" Kind of morbid.
Also, DD has started talking about "the sky crib," which is where she was/existed before she was born. That's where all babies stay until they're born, apparently. "Mama, how come I wasn't on that vacation with you?" "You weren't born yet, honey." "Oh, you mean I was in the sky crib?" "I guess?"
Who has seen the Dr Seuss Hoober-bloob Highway movie? It reminds me of that!
Mine are having a really hard time with this! I think I told them they were in heaven before my belly so now they talk about "when they were dead" if something happened before them. Passing old house "look guys, mom and dad used to live there!" "oh, when we were dead?" Picture of us at wedding "is this when we were dead?" Kind of morbid.
Tell them about the sky crib in heaven! Where God keeps all the little babies before they're born. lol.
Post by usuallylurking on Jul 1, 2015 10:26:31 GMT -5
DS1 was directing DS2 to talk, as he sometimes does. B: "say Annie" L: "Annie" B: "say beanstalk" L: "beanstalk" B: "say brothers and sisters to the rescue" L: "I don't want to talk to you, Mehm" ("Ben")
Post by ninjabridemom on Jul 1, 2015 10:28:15 GMT -5
The boys found their testicles in the bath the other night and Jake relayed this conversation to me:
Boys: What des Daddya? Jake: Those are your testicles. They are in your scrotum. Boys: What they do? Jake: ...... Marc: They for eating? Gabe: They for touching? Marc: They for running? Gabe: They for hitting? Jake: NO DON'T HIT YOUR TESTICLES!!!! Boys: What they for?? Jake: ..... they're for growing.....
I made brownies for my DS's 13th Bday. He cut them in 15 portions and ate 2. I had one and my other DS had 2 after the first DS went to bed. My DH works the overnight shift and therefore was up all night by himself. He ate the rest of the brownies. The next day my son couldn't believe they were gone already but didn't seem mad. Later DH and I were discussing what DH could pack for lunch for work. Me:How about a roast beef sandwich? DH:Hmmm...maybe a salad... DS(deadpans from the other room):How about 13 brownies?
Post by usuallylurking on Jul 1, 2015 10:31:34 GMT -5
Oh, and also this one. I'm officially too dumb for DS1. "Mom, what are baby octopuses called?" "Um, I'm not sure." "Well. Dad knows more than you, huh?" "I don't know about that..." "Well. I sure hope so."