What the fuck has happened here today??

[SKP82]

We should have spread the insanity out over a few days at least.



ETA: GIF IT UP, PEOPLE!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

[underwaterrhymes]

@cse1960 - Check out the Bill Cosby thread.

[eddy]

The bubble butt thread was weird and I am not talking about the OP.

I feel like everyone is looking. For a fight.

/runs for the hills

[Deleted]

Jul 7, 2015 21:29:13 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I only saw the one crazy thread, the abortion one. What were the others?

There's an abortion thread? Where?

[SKP82]

Don't forget pnkbride's zombie thread resurrection!

[SKP82]

Jul 7, 2015 21:36:15 GMT -5 @imback said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:29:13 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

I only saw the one crazy thread, the abortion one. What were the others?

There's an abortion thread? Where?

booby's WTF thread.

[cuddlyevil]

My siggy feels ever so lightly used.

I can't tell if people were bored or ornery. Maybe both.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 7, 2015 21:31:05 GMT -5 eddy said:

The bubble butt thread was weird and I am not talking about the OP.

I feel like everyone is looking. For a fight.

/runs for the hills

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now.

In other news, damnation came back in a thread, was called out for avoiding questions on her stepdaughter, and then changed her name to a Spanish word with which I am not familiar.

[FastHands]

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:31:05 GMT -5 eddy said:

The bubble butt thread was weird and I am not talking about the OP.

I feel like everyone is looking. For a fight.

/runs for the hills

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now.

In other news, damnation came back in a thread, was called out for avoiding questions on her stepdaughter, and then changed her name to a Spanish word with which I am not familiar.

and ditched her avatar.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 7, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now.

In other news, damnation came back in a thread, was called out for avoiding questions on her stepdaughter, and then changed her name to a Spanish word with which I am not familiar.

and ditched her avatar.

Ah yes. That too.

And I just googled. It is Spanish for carrot.

[FastHands]

Jul 7, 2015 22:04:08 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 FastHands said:

and ditched her avatar.

Ah yes. That too.

And I just googled. It is Spanish for carrot.

Whelp, that is even weirder. Lol

[05heel]

I've been particularly rude lately. I like it.

[Deleted]

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:31:05 GMT -5 eddy said:

The bubble butt thread was weird and I am not talking about the OP.

I feel like everyone is looking. For a fight.

/runs for the hills

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now

I don't care what anybody calls anybody off the board.

My sole point is that one should not expect others to know or remember these nicknames whilst posting on a message board.

[FastHands]

[cville]

Jul 7, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now.

In other news, damnation came back in a thread, was called out for avoiding questions on her stepdaughter, and then changed her name to a Spanish word with which I am not familiar.

and ditched her avatar.

Where is all of this?

[Deleted]

Jul 7, 2015 21:38:25 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:36:15 GMT -5 @imback said:

There's an abortion thread? Where?

DON"T GO IN THERE

I already found it. I am absorbing the exchanges as we speak. Who knew this was still a hot button issue?

Smh.

There is just so much judgment.

Live and let live, yo.

I think the thing about humanity is that people get so invested in other people's choices which have zero impact on them. Who cares what another human being chooses to do with her own individual person?

I am a firm believer in choice without judgment. My only concern is that there is no coercion to get or not get an abortion.

I think we should all discuss the right to die next. I read a piece in The New Yorker recently. I'm sure a post like that would go up in flames.

It's like people think freedom should come with limitations or something. Lol. Perhaps Roe v. Wade should have come with a number attached. Limit blank per customer.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 7, 2015 22:08:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now

I don't care what anybody calls anybody off the board.

My sole point is that one should not expect others to know or remember these nicknames whilst posting on a message board.

maybe scared was the wrong word. I was not scared because of what you posted. In fact, I couldn't even tell you who was a part of the conversation.

And anyway, they are legitimately dorky (albeit, I would argue adorable) nicknames, so any joshing is well deserved.

The timing wasn't right to reveal the levels of our dorkdom, though. It felt good here.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 7, 2015 22:10:25 GMT -5 cville said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:02:56 GMT -5 FastHands said:

and ditched her avatar.

Where is all of this?

It's in the overnight oats thread on page 2.

[captainobvious]

I'm still not sure why we needed an oats update.

[cville]

Wow. I've never been and never will again be inclined to finish an entire post about oatmeal.

[05heel]

Ok, so I actually told someone to fuck their cold ass oatmeal today. Lmao. That's rather ridiculous.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jul 7, 2015 22:25:55 GMT -5 05heel said:

Ok, so I actually told someone to fuck their cold ass oatmeal today. Lmao. That's rather ridiculous.

Don't talk about your mother that way.

[05heel]

Jul 7, 2015 22:29:14 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:25:55 GMT -5 05heel said:

Ok, so I actually told someone to fuck their cold ass oatmeal today. Lmao. That's rather ridiculous.

Don't talk about your mother that way.

At least my mom is Grade A Quaker Oats.  Your mom is the bottom-shelf cereal in the bag. 

[franklin]

Jul 7, 2015 22:08:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jul 7, 2015 21:57:49 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I was scared to admit I call my H Hubba Hubby and he calls me Wifealicious in that thread, but I'm admitting it it here now

I don't care what anybody calls anybody off the board.

My sole point is that one should not expect others to know or remember these nicknames whilst posting on a message board.

at the risk of throwing myself into the line of fire again, i never expected others to remember what i call DS at home. i knew i referred to him as bubble butt before and did so as well in my "fail" post, so i thought i would explain who/what bubble butt is so the people who were going wtf would have an answer. instead i just created more wtfing.

[FastHands]

Jul 7, 2015 22:35:14 GMT -5 05heel said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:29:14 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Don't talk about your mother that way.

At least my mom is Grade A Quaker Oats.  Your mom is the bottom-shelf cereal in the bag. 

Wow, talking about her mother's bag? You ARE a bitch today!

[Deleted]

Jul 7, 2015 22:36:26 GMT -5 franklin said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:08:19 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I don't care what anybody calls anybody off the board.

My sole point is that one should not expect others to know or remember these nicknames whilst posting on a message board.

at the risk of throwing myself into the line of fire again, i never expected others to remember what i call DS at home. i knew i reffered to him as bubble butt before and did so as well in my "fail" post, so i thought i would explain who/what bubble butt is so the people who were going wtf would have an answer. instead i just created more wtfing.

And I'm going to beat this horse to death.

You had zero intention of explaining until vicky posted her confusion.

The expectation and assumption was that people knew and understood this moniker referred to your son.

This is clearly a pet peeve of mine, and I am an equal-opportunity nitpicker. Note that I did the same to @koko about a billion years ago, and she is my sister from another mister.

So, really, don't take my argument personally.

[05heel]

Jul 7, 2015 22:42:13 GMT -5 @koko said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:35:14 GMT -5 05heel said:

At least my mom is Grade A Quaker Oats.  Your mom is the bottom-shelf cereal in the bag. 

I got 911 on the line, where should I send the ambulance to treat that sick burn?

For you:



Just be glad you actually get a box. 

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jul 7, 2015 22:35:14 GMT -5 05heel said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:29:14 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Don't talk about your mother that way.

At least my mom is Grade A Quaker Oats.  Your mom is the bottom-shelf cereal in the bag. 

One in the bag is better than I don't know where to go with this, so you win.

[speckledfrog]

Jul 7, 2015 22:48:08 GMT -5 @koko said:

Jul 7, 2015 22:44:23 GMT -5 05heel said:

For you:



Just be glad you actually get a box. 

CRISPY HEXAGONS.

Somebody was just all out of fucks to give. LOLOLOL.

Corn biscuits didn't make you cry?  WhoTF wants to eat corn biscuit cereal?