The 10 Most Sanctimommy Posts Ever

[pinotgrig]

www.momsbelike.com/4267528-11781133

I can't c&p from my phone (it's a slideshow) but these are hilarious!

[rbp]

It's 18 years and then you will be wishing you had stayed home from Zumba to dance with your little one when you don't get the opportunity anymore!

[pinotgrig]

My faves are the kid telling his mom "he never needed to cry" and the "normal toddler" advice from the 5 month old's mom. Lol forever.

[meltoine]

Dear God.

[karinothing]

OMG, the "my son never cries" one is BS. TOTAL BS. Your kid NEVER cried? I mean I could give in to my kids every desire and he would still throw a tantrum occasionally. I had screams this morning because I dared to get up to help my kid get on the toilet when "HE DOESN'T NEED MY HELP!"

[chickens987]

Omg, I can't.

[noodleoo]

Omg these are horrible! Are people really like this?

[Deleted]

That is all so hilarious.

I love the one about "validating feelings!" My 4 year old cries and she doesn't even know why she's crying. How the F am I supposed to validate that when she doesn't even know what's wrong?

My kids also do not like being around me every minute of the day, muchless me wanting to be with them that much. I'm either a) A great parent raising awesome indpendent confident children b) something else.......we'll just stick with A.

[sporklemotion]

I like the one that called baby-wearing lazy. Usually, strollers are seen as the lazier option (or at least, the less attachmenty one).
Boo for body shaming a toddler. Are size six diapers really that big? I mean, they're not for kids who are 100 pounds or something.

[simpsongal]

Boo, can't access it at work

[scribellesam]

I love these. I believe they are real because I have a FB "friend" who posts things that aren't much different. Parents can be so ridiculous.

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Jul 8, 2015 8:49:50 GMT -5 sporklemotion said:

I like the one that called baby-wearing lazy. Usually, strollers are seen as the lazier option (or at least, the less attachmenty one).
Boo for body shaming a toddler. Are size six diapers really that big? I mean, they're not for kids who are 100 pounds or something.

No they are not. I'm in 4s now but when this box is gone, I think I'm going straight to 6s. We use them mostly overnight so I want them to hold a decent amount. Also I buy whatever's cheapest on Amazon (usually Pampers or LUVS) and I struggle with getting the tape part over DS thighs. The tape is like too thin in that area. 

DS is not a fat kid at all. His thighs are definitely chunky but leans more tall and thin-ish. He's right on the average part of the chart. 

[Deleted]

I was just coming to post this. 

LOL forever on the normal toddlers.


"Normal toddlers read novels. Normal toddlers write poetry. Normal toddlers bring in a full-time salary."

[bluelikejazz]

A) I am a better mom because I work. I would seriously lose my mind if I stayed home.

B) My mom's advice about PTing - "They won't go to college in diapers. If they do, it's their problem"

[mcfelix]

I saw this on fb this morning and couldn't stop laughing. It must be so tiring to be such a role model mother all the time!

[cilantro]

I had no idea until recently that people cared about when kids potty train or that this was a judgment/brag thing. So so weird.

[MNH2013]

Lol, I have a non-mom who posts crap like this all the time. She worked at a daycare for a few months so she totes knows whats up.

[osulori]

I had a good laugh over these earlier. Some people are just...oy.

[curbsideprophet]

Lol that babywearing is the lazy option.

Wanting to spend every moment with your child for their first 18 years of life does not compute.

[carfar]

I'm well on my way to being the worst mom ever!! Woohoo! My 8 month old if he keeps up his current growth pattern with def be in size 6 diapers before potty training... I've left him with a nanny and his daddy (once or twice I've left for an hour to attend yoga!?!) ... And I wear him in a "scarf" type thing! Oh... Also he cries... Imagine that.

[aspentosh]

I want to laugh, but really I am crying on the inside because these people actually exist.

[stacyb1983]

#3 makes me rage. Has it never occurred to her that there are special needs children in the world? Or older children that undergo surgery or are injured that need to wear a diaper.

ETA my niece wore size 6 diapers from 12 months to 30 months when she PT. She was not "overweight." There is such a thing as body shape and build that affect how diapers fit.

[imojoebunny]

I have slammed quite a few judgy moms about diapers. My 9 year old still wears them at night. She is fine with it. Her doctor is fine with it. Anyone who is not can suck it and change the sheets every night.

I love the mom whose kids don't cry. I wanna know what bag of lolly pops she gives them.

[jeaniebueller]

Jul 8, 2015 8:35:14 GMT -5 swizz said:

I was dying at the size 6 diaper one. My 22mo old has been in them for like six months.

I'm not potty training a 16mo old and she's not fat, lolol.

My 13 month old has been in size 5 diapers for about 3 months now...size 6 is right around the corner.

[humpforfree]

Lol

[imojoebunny]

Jul 8, 2015 12:14:44 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

Jul 8, 2015 12:10:36 GMT -5 imojoebunny said:

I have slammed quite a few judgy moms about diapers. My 9 year old still wears them at night. She is fine with it. Her doctor is fine with it. Anyone who is not can suck it and change the sheets every night.

I love the mom whose kids don't cry. I wanna know what bag of lolly pops she gives them.

I wish they'd made bigger diapers when I was a kid. I wet the bed until I was like 9 or 10. It was exhausting and extremely disruptive to my sleep. Then I outgrew it and I'm a totally normal adult!

Thank you.  She is an awesome kid, hardworking, persistent, and enjoyable.  She will one day rock her big girl pants :-)  

[bronxgirl]

Well it's about time that someone pointed out how lazy today's teenagers have become, what with their babywearing and all.