S/O the Hiltons: Nicky's lavish wedding at Kensington Palace

[amberlyrose]

Part of me is "Wow! Pretty! Classy!" and the other part is "You are not Kate. Just because you were married in a palace does not make you a princess."

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3156282/Preparations-billion-dollar-wedding-begin-Paris-Hilton-arrives-Claridge-s-flowers-delivered-Kensington-Palace.html

[nursewife]

She looks gorgeous, but the dress with sleeves (although in fashion) make me think she is trying to hard. At least she doesn't have a tiara on.

[So_Fetch]

And Paris is no Pippa. ::sigh::

At least Nicky's ass is covered. yay!

[zarapipe]

How is Paris Hilton 35?!

[shamrockshake]

I don't actually like it, the lace is too heavy looking or something

[phoeny]

I like Nicky dress. At least Paris is covered up.

[amberlyrose]

Jul 10, 2015 13:54:36 GMT -5 kooshball said:

Wow, his family is worth 300-400 billion. Crazy.

Gotta get your daughters set up right when grandpa plans to give his inheritance to charity.

[shostakovich]

Just looking at pictures of that dress is making me sweaty.

[msmerymac]

I don't like the high neck.

If they could have married her off to royalty, you know they would have.

[redheadk]

Kathy Hilton's dress and purse look like they are from Claires.

[eddy]

I hate the stupid smirk on both of their faces. Fucking smile!

I do not love the MOTB dress.

[mrsbro]

Kathy is a pretty woman but with all the botox it's hard to *see* it :-\

[Norticprincess]

Jul 10, 2015 13:45:11 GMT -5 toledo said:

So Kensington is available for commoner rentals? Cool.

The Orangery is open to the public, they have afternoon Tea that is fun.

[luckyval]

Jul 10, 2015 14:03:11 GMT -5 redheadk said:

Kathy Hilton's dress and purse look like they are from Claires.

The dress reminds me of a Jessica McClintock

[mmmomof2]

I actually prefer this dress to Kate's. I thought hers was not lavish/regal enough.

[elleblue]

Do you know what slightly undermines the elegance of your elaborate wedding to a Rothschild heir? Appearing in a dress with your butt cheeks and thong on display only days before. Sorry Nikki, that dress is going to be the more memorable one - for all the wrong reasons.

[killercupcake]

Yeah. It's nice, but Kate did it better.

Paris looks good.

[killercupcake]

lol Paris is always "on."

[thebreakfastclub]

Her dad seems like an interesting fellow.  Is he in velvet loafers?

[cville]

Jul 10, 2015 14:15:10 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

lol Paris is always "on."

She looks exactly like auntie Kyle here.

[cville]

Jul 10, 2015 14:17:45 GMT -5 thebreakfastclub said:

Her dad seems like an interesting fellow.  Is he in velvet loafers?

Nah. Boring rich white dude. Velvet court shoes (those look like court shoes) are traditional formal wear.

[8675309]

All I can think about is what I would buy if I married a dude worth 300-400 billion.

[Eagles]

Jul 10, 2015 13:52:33 GMT -5 shamrockshake said:

I don't actually like it, the lace is too heavy looking or something

It's too much for a July wedding. 

[Eagles]

Jul 10, 2015 14:30:59 GMT -5 8675309 said:

All I can think about is what I would buy if I married a dude worth 300-400 billion.

I think my brain would short circuit.  I can't even play the "what would I do if I won the lottery?" game without getting overwhelmed. 

[luckyval]

Jul 10, 2015 14:31:39 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Jul 10, 2015 13:52:33 GMT -5 shamrockshake said:

I don't actually like it, the lace is too heavy looking or something

It's too much for a July wedding. 

It is only like 65 in July there

But it's still a reeeeally heavy lace

[msmerymac]

I kind of like Paris's look - I love periwinkle - but the whole thing is very 2015 and will look dated in 5 years. I know, I know, everyone's wedding pictures look dated in 5 years. But Paris's look is kind of in contrast to Nicky, who went really classic/old glamour with her dress.

[Eagles]

Jul 10, 2015 14:09:48 GMT -5 luckyval said:

Jul 10, 2015 14:03:11 GMT -5 redheadk said:

Kathy Hilton's dress and purse look like they are from Claires.

The dress reminds me of a Jessica McClintock

I had a drop waisted lace JM dress in 1989 and I thought I was the SHIT. 

[luckyval]

Jul 10, 2015 14:36:02 GMT -5 pandora89 said:

Jul 10, 2015 14:35:14 GMT -5 luckyval said:

It is only like 65 in July there

But it's still a reeeeally heavy lace

They are actually going through an insane heatwave right now lol

They are and I totally forgot! 

OK, so the original statement stands and I'll amend it:

Heavy lace in July = universally bad idea despite historical weather patterns

[Deleted]

I kinda heart Kathy Hilton. Ever since I found out that she wears XMAS sweaters unironically & has been for like 25 years before dipshit hipsters started "ugly sweater parties"

[killercupcake]

TOO hard, guys. TOO.