Well here is what I wonder. I only eat whole wheat everything and get cereals with the highest fiber content. Same for bread and pasta. I eat a ton of fruits and green veggies ( I used a fistful of baby spinach leaves on my sandwich today), I work out 8 hours a week. I could increase my water consumption but I pee a lot and it's as clear as water most of the time so I am hydrated.
TMI: yet I still have the "rabbit" poop. And when I take a gentle laxative, it really empties me and the poop is healthy as per the poop chart. So why am I getting healthy poop with laxatives and not without it???
Hmmm, maybe try Psyllium Husk? It's natural, and my mom swears by it. You sound like you are eating right.
It doesn't work for me. I take 2 fiber gummies everyday despite eating a ton of All bran cereals (the sticks), sometimes will add dried prunes, prune juice, healthy bacteria, I eat Activia too, and take some stool softeners and NOTHING.
My poop is like a snake in case y'all were wondering.
I told a funny/ gross story about poop last night if you are interested...
I don't want to work....so I say "yes, please"
So I worked in a restaurant on Bourbon street in New Orleans in college. And it's crazy during Mardi Gras so they charged a $5 cover charge to come in. Which doesn't go over well b/c people are paying to eat. The reason is to avoid people just coming in to use the bathrooms which is a big thing during Mardi Gras.
So in the men's bathroom someone took a shit and used it to write in big letters on the mirror "$5 cover charge". +o(
So I worked in a restaurant on Bourbon street in New Orleans in college. And it's crazy during Mardi Gras so they charged a $5 cover charge to come in. Which doesn't go over well b/c people are paying to eat. The reason is to avoid people just coming in to use the bathrooms which is a big thing during Mardi Gras.
So in the men's bathroom someone took a shit and used it to write in big letters on the mirror "$5 cover charge".
Holy SHIT. That is stupendous. I wonder how big a cover charge would have to be for me to use my poop like a crayon though.
So I worked in a restaurant on Bourbon street in New Orleans in college. And it's crazy during Mardi Gras so they charged a $5 cover charge to come in. Which doesn't go over well b/c people are paying to eat. The reason is to avoid people just coming in to use the bathrooms which is a big thing during Mardi Gras.
So in the men's bathroom someone took a shit and used it to write in big letters on the mirror "$5 cover charge".
Holy SHIT. That is stupendous. I wonder how big a cover charge would have to be for me to use my poop like a crayon though.
I hear it happens a lot in stores. People are fucking gross and insane. I couldn't do it because I would puke.
That's right! Totally forgot, when I worked in retail years ago I went to clean out a fitting room and someone had pooped on a dress. Guess they really didn't like it.
I have a funny story about that! I was working as a cocktail waitress (also on Bourbon street) and this guy was so drunk he walked over the the beverage station where the waitresses got drinks from the bar and was about to take a piss in the trash can. I said... you can't go to the bathroom there! That's not the bathroom. He looked at me like I had two heads. I had to say it like three times and point to the bathroom before he figured it out.
But the guy was drunk. I am pretty sure the people who use fitting rooms as toilets are old people who thought they had finally reached the bathrooms only to find out it was not and didn't have the energy to actually find the bathrooms.
A friend and I were talking about our past clients' suicide attempts last night (we're not normally so creepy) and were talking about one client who took an entire bottle of Tylenol. This led to her uncontrollably shitting her guts out ALL OVER her apartment. She called 911, they sent paramedics and police and they had to extensively document it. Everyone in her building knew and it was talked about for a loooong time.