Woman tells police jesus would like to pick up tab

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www.wsmv.com/story/29546203/woman-tells-police-jesus-would-pick-up-seafood-buffet-tab



MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) – A woman who was asked to leave a seafood buffet after spending four hours there and causing a disturbance told police that she planned to have “Jesus” pay her bill, according to a Myrtle Beach Police report.

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Police responded to Bennett's Calabash Seafood Buffet Restaurant in Myrtle Beach at about 9:15 p.m. on Sunday, in reference to a patron unwilling to pay her bill, the report states.

The restaurant management told the officer that the offender, later identified as 51-year-old April Lee Yates, arrived four hours earlier to eat dinner. While there, she caused a disturbance with other patrons at the restaurant, and management asked her pay her bill and leave.

Yates refused to pay her bill, the report states. She told the officer she did not have any money on her. The officer asked her if she knew she had no money when she entered, and she said yes. The officer then asked what she had planned to do when the bill came, and she said someone would pay the bill for her. When the officer asked who, she replied, “Jesus.”

Yates was placed under arrest for defrauding a restaurant and taken to the Myrtle



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[pamela]

I heard this on the radio this morning. Doesn't work that way lady.

[emilyj]

Years ago now, my mom had a patient come through her unit for a day surgery. The woman came alone, so my mom asked if there was someone she could call in case of an emergency - a family member, perhaps? The woman declared "JESUS is my family!" Perhaps, but he's probably not reachable by telephone.

[pixy0stix]

Doesn't she know that this only works with Chipotle (and sometimes panera)?

[mbcdefg]

[ttt]

Well they always say that God will provide.

[UMaineTeach]

Jul 15, 2015 10:22:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Doesn't she know that this only works with Chipotle (and sometimes panera)?

#SeafoodBuffetBlessed isn't a thing? dang.