Squirrel goes on a bender - trashes pub

[pixy0stix]

www.9news.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/07/21/drunk-squirrel-damage-united-kingdom-pub/30454803/

Apparently, the temptation of being trapped in a bar overnight was just too much for one squirrel to handle.

A squirrel trapped in the Honeybourne Railway Club in Worcestershire, England, reportedly caused hundreds of dollars in damage after it broke beer bottles, drank its fill from a beer tap and spilled beer on the floor, the BBC reported.

Sam Boulter, the club's secretary, told BBC he initially thought a burglar caused the damage, but quickly realized a booze-wreaking squirrel was to blame.

"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear," Boutler told BBC.

The squirrel's night of debauchery ended up costing the club around £300 or $466 U.S. dollars, according to Boutler.

He eventually caught the sluggish squirrel in a wastebasket and threw him out of a window.

No word on how the squirrel is feeling, but we're sure he's having an epic hangover.

[IIOY]

Jul 21, 2015 11:52:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear," Boutler told BBC.
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God bless British understatement.

[pixy0stix]

Obligatory drunk squirrel gif

[Velar Fricative]

Jul 21, 2015 11:53:44 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Jul 21, 2015 11:52:33 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

"I've never seen a drunk squirrel before. He was sozzled and looked a bit worse for wear," Boutler told BBC.
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God bless British understatement.

Americans: DRUNK SQUIRREL WTF OMG!!!!!!