Parenting FAIL

[runmama]

Every Saturday we go to the same farmer's market near our house. It is sponsored by a nearby church (of which we are not members). Once a month they have a bounce house, so every week when we buy produce my 3 year old asks the church organizers "Where's the bounce house?" Each week they will tell him 3 more weeks, 2 more weeks, etc. etc.

Today was bounce house day. He was so excited. We got out and he yelled "THERE'S THAT DAMN BOUNCE HOUSE." While all the church members looked on

[jennysmitten]

OMG, I choked! So funny.

[Deleted]

Haha I love it!

[runmama]

This is the same kid that yelled "I see your butthole!" at me when I bent over to gather up our things at MIL's fancy country club pool. He could NOT see my butthole, I was fully clothed. The fancy country club ladies did not think it was funny.

[louloudi87]

Oh my god, lol.

[statlerwaldorf]

Haha! Last summer, DD went through a phase where she thought when you dropped something you were supposed to say "Oh Shit." No idea where she got that one from... I took her to a Catholic fund raiser and she dropped something and yelled "Oh Shit!" I was afraid to look up because I could just imagine the old church ladies making the sign of the cross.

[blueshirt2003]

Hahahahaha

[bbaggins]

Hahaha that's awesome

[psychmom]

Oh the things that kids say. Haha

[BlackCanary]

Ha!