H vacuuming is hilarious

[montereybride]

I got out of the shower and he had vacuumed.

The dining room chairs were outside, one of the rugs was draped over the drying rack in the laundry room, my random pairs of shoes were on a window sill, the ottoman was upside down on the couch, the closet hamper was on his dresser, etc.

Lmfao!

He moved everything that wasn't nailed down!

[blueshirt2003]

That sounds like how my husband cleans.

[Dezi]

Too funny! I just wish that my H would vaccuum, if he actually moved thing I would be amazed.

[montereybride]

This morning I told him "This house absolutely must be vacuumed today. It's an absolute disaster" followed by sighing, shaking my head, and walking into another room.


Behold my powers of suggestion and be afraid!

/rubs hands together and cackles

[sawyerthedestroyer]

That's how I vacuum.

In my defense, I hate vacuuming. Hate it. So when I feel the motivation to do it, I jump on it. Instead of picking up things like shoes and toys beforehand I pick things up and place them in odd places as I go. If I pick up first I'll just go "Oh, well, good enough" and not vacuum.

[montereybride]

I move things before I vacuum. Everything that is not put away gets put away. Not put on window sills, lol!

Everything else I just move out of the way.

This is really very amusing to me.

[emsumm]

Mine would totally just vacuum around all that stuff. Including the shoes, probably

[adhdfashion]

My H does that too. He moves the the couch, tv console, wingback chairs and vacuums under all of them. The only things he doesn't move are the piano and bookcases, because its impossible with only one dude.

[luvvy]

That's hilarious.