The saddest bride

[halfpint]

I am super bored at work today, and fell down an internet rabbit hole of wedding dress trends. Don't judge. 

I came across this blushing beauty in a super flattering frock. 

Who knew heroin chic had found its way to wedding fashion?

[simpsongal]

OMG, that's bad on so many levels. Her legs look like that of a corpse.

[bowies]

Potato sacks on teenagers are bad enough. Ugh.

[momin2013]

Yeah, that's officially awful.

[tulips]

Jul 28, 2015 11:05:10 GMT -5 h said:

I would be sad too if I was a skinny model, yet my hips looked that wide on my wedding day.

Seriously, how is it possible for a dress to be so unflattering? The cut, the length, the color. It's all awful.

And it probably costs $3,500 or some shit like that.

[halfpint]

I'm sure she's thinking, "How the eff did I get stuck in this thing, when Sloane and Eugenie get Vera and spray tans?"

[niq]

"after walking in on my new H banging the MOH, then chugging a handle of Skinny Girl Vodka, the reception had me like ..."

[waterchurch]

That's just the worst.

[GotWine]

It looks like a sundress from Old Navy. Even if you are going for a casual, beach wedding vibe you can do better than that!! She looks like she is confused as to why she is wearing this when she signed up to be a wedding dress model.

[bowies]

Jul 28, 2015 19:10:05 GMT -5 @lauralynne said:

All the guests have money on when she's due... That's got to be one of the least flattering dresses I've ever seen!! Unless she is actually 6 or more months pregnant. Then it's perfect.

Even then, showing your shape is always, ALWAYS more flattering. Dumpster chic is just...not.