"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”
Probably cookies. I can't resist cookies of almost any variety but I can pass on most other desserts. If I'm ordering dessert, I usually go for creme brûlée or key lime pie. Things that are a total pita to make at home.
I do love good ice cream though. Hard question! Too many options!
Fun fact, I've submitted maybe two recipes to allrecipes.com but one is for homemade brownies. And it has over 60 reviews and is rated with 4.5 stars.