You guys. Today is such a great day. I really wanted a breakfast burrito this morning, but I left too late to stop. A coworker just came around with a bag of burritos from a local place and handed me one. Sweet. Fridays are half days at work. I'm getting a massage this afternoon. Hanging out with the baby at MIL's where she will cook dinner and clean up. I'm a happy camper.
If my daughter isn't talking about butts, poop, or farts, then she's showing us her butt, pooping, or farting.
I blame myself though because I'm 12 years old. I need to rein her in a little, because she told my MIL to "hold her calls" on the way into the bathroom a few weeks ago. Lol. She doesn't even know what that means, but you have to admire her comedic timing. ::so proud/embarrassed::
Oh shit. My boss just asked me if I've heard rumors about someone leaving.
Apparently it's a key player because now that I know what's going on, I'm noticing a ton of shut doors and private phone calls going on.
Someone I really like just walked into the hiring person's office and shut the door.
Shit.
Updates please. I'm doing nothing at work today, clearly.
apparently my boss can't keep a secret. Lol he just spilled to me.
NOT the guy I thought. I'm still sad though. This guy is a turd, but he's damn good at his job. He just got promoted too, so he must have A REALLY good offer somewhere else. Bummer. He was definitely a strong key player and was great at a specific job that only one other person knows how to do in this office. I don't have faith that the other guy can do it by himself. We will lose work because of this.
If my daughter isn't talking about butts, poop, or farts, then she's showing us her butt, pooping, or farting.
I blame myself though because I'm 12 years old. I need to rein her in a little, because she told my MIL to "hold her calls" on the way into the bathroom a few weeks ago. Lol. She doesn't even know what that means, but you have to admire her comedic timing. ::so proud/embarrassed::
Yeah, so apparently it wasn't a good idea to encourage M to moon is while saying, "booty!".
She's a clown anyway, but last year, during chapel no less, she mooned the entire pre-k yelling, "booty!".
When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make them laugh.
It was a perfect answer, and I definitely was not mad, but it was so hard to not laugh when her teacher told me.
We did have a conversation about not showing or friends private parts, even if you're just trying to be funny.
If my daughter isn't talking about butts, poop, or farts, then she's showing us her butt, pooping, or farting.
I blame myself though because I'm 12 years old. I need to rein her in a little, because she told my MIL to "hold her calls" on the way into the bathroom a few weeks ago. Lol. She doesn't even know what that means, but you have to admire her comedic timing. ::so proud/embarrassed::
Yeah, so apparently it wasn't a good idea to encourage M to moon is while saying, "booty!".
She's a clown anyway, but last year, during chapel no less, she mooned the entire pre-k yelling, "booty!".
When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make them laugh.
It was a perfect answer, and I definitely was not mad, but it was so hard to not laugh when her teacher told me.
We did have a conversation about not showing or friends private parts, even if you're just trying to be funny.
But that was a great day.
Every time I hear a story like this, I think of lovedan teaching Finn to flash the crowd whenever anyone yelled MARDI GRAS.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Update on my You Need a Budget software. Pay day so that means I get to budget again today and I can't believe that my checking account still has a lot money left over from our last paycheck. That hasn't happened in months!
We got our CSA last night and I made Zucchini Scallion Fritters with coconut milk and fresh basil. They were amazing (especially with a little sriracha on the side)!
When my brother and I were younger, we thought it was hilarious to leave ass prints on the chalkboard that was hanging on the wall in our room. I can't rememeber how we did this, but I'm sure it was my idea. Anyway, we always made sure to erase them when we were done; until one day we forgot and my mom saw them. She was like, "WHOSE BUTTCHEEKS ARE THESE ON THE CHALKBOARD??!!" We tried to blame one of our sisters, who was like 14 at the time. Lol. Not that my mom believed us, but she did take the time to point out that my sister's butt was in no way the same size as the prints on the board.
Bare ass on chalkboard + lying = early bedtime and loss of chalk privileges for an entire weekend.
Update on my You Need a Budget software. Pay day so that means I get to budget again today and I can't believe that my checking account still has a lot money left over from our last paycheck. That hasn't happened in months!
I just went and looked at their site and it looks interesting! I make ok money and I don't think I should be struggling the way I am. I just find it hard to spend money on something that is supposed to save me money, kwim? How much is it?
It's a one time cost of $60 for the software *you download it to your home computer. Then you can also use their app. Your file is saved and accessed via dropbox. (you must know this already if you checked out the site.)
I have a reference code that will get you $6 off. That's the standard discount you can find. Let me know.
I am so effing hungry already. It's only 11:00. Between that and me being so damn tired, I would think I should POAS, but I had a period 3 1/2 weeks ago, and then bled again last week so I'm pretty sure that isn't it.
H is on call starting today for the next week so we have no plans for the weekend. I really, really, really need to clean my house though so that's on the agenda for ds's nap time tomorrow.
Post by adhdfashion on Jul 31, 2015 12:34:06 GMT -5
My childhood BFF asked me to make a dress for her little daughter for an upcoming wedding. I have two week old baby. I am also attending this wedding and getting ready for my sister's wedding. Like really bro? I said I didn't have the time. Which I don't. I still feel guilty for not making it happen.
Oh shit. My boss just asked me if I've heard rumors about someone leaving.
Apparently it's a key player because now that I know what's going on, I'm noticing a ton of shut doors and private phone calls going on.
Someone I really like just walked into the hiring person's office and shut the door.
Shit.
Updates please. I'm doing nothing at work today, clearly.
OMG it got SO MUCH JUICIER! I'm "friends" with HR, but she's leaving so she let it all out at lunch. I'll never say anything to anyone in the office and let the drama resolve itself, but OMG.
So apparently Guy is leaving because FORMER BOSS recruited him. Actually FORMER BOSS is trying to recruit about 5 people to his current competitor! OMG. I'm pretty sure one other person will definitely follow no questions asked. The others, I'm not sure will leave our company because we have kick-ass benefits. OMG.
Somehow, although it's obviously unethical, we don't have a non-compete or whatever to make it illegal. They can all quit and walk out if they wanted with no repercussions.
WE would be SCREWED if that happens. I just can't see ALL of them doing it. We'll see! PUKE.
Updates please. I'm doing nothing at work today, clearly.
OMG it got SO MUCH JUICIER! I'm "friends" with HR, but she's leaving so she let it all out at lunch. I'll never say anything to anyone in the office and let the drama resolve itself, but OMG.
So apparently Guy is leaving because FORMER BOSS recruited him. Actually FORMER BOSS is trying to recruit about 5 people to his current competitor! OMG. I'm pretty sure one other person will definitely follow no questions asked. The others, I'm not sure will leave our company because we have kick-ass benefits. OMG.
Somehow, although it's obviously unethical, we don't have a non-compete or whatever to make it illegal. They can all quit and walk out if they wanted with no repercussions.
WE would be SCREWED if that happens. I just can't see ALL of them doing it. We'll see! PUKE.
Whoa. I feel like your company needs to get on that non-compete thing going forward. This sounds like a potential clusterfuck!
I wore a strapless bra today (VERY rare occurrence for me). Half way through the day, H noticed that something looked off. One boob was totally out and flopped over the cup part while the other boob was totally where it should be (not like a "hey lady, your tit is out" thing, it was still covered, just out of the bra cup). Now I'm going through all of our photos from today and cracking up! lol It is very noticeable.