Omg this is so awkward.

[Elsa]

I'm in the REs waiting room. I am here with one other person, a guy. By himself. Which usually means he's here to provide a sample for sperm analysis, since otherwise they just drop it off and leave. He probably knows that I know this.

And there is the most sexual music on the radio. Like it's a techno song where this woman is like, heavy breathing into the Mic. I think it may be that French kiss song.

Lol poor guy

[Elsa]

Omg. Now it's the slow version if I can't help falling in love with you.

What did they buy?! Songs to jack off to edition 11?

[Deleted]

Maybe the music selection is chosen on purpose? LOL.

[charley]

Now That's What I Call Jerking It Vol IV

[cabbagecabbage]

That guy feels 10x more uncomfortable than you.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Do his wife a solid and start making eyes at him.

[Deleted]

Aug 3, 2015 8:40:26 GMT -5 charley said:

Now That's What I Call Jerking It Vol IV

Standing O!

You know what kind of O.

Lolz.

[Muddled]

Awwww. Be nice.

They could also be doing retrieval this morning.

[VeryViolet]

My husband gets so uncomfortable at the RE with me there I cannot imagine how bad it would be if I wasn't there. I feel bad for that guy but I still think you should wink at him.

[hopecounts]

YES, that was always SOOOO awkward.
Since it was a satellite office all they did was monitoring and testing so you KNEW what the guy was there for.
made the waiting room really awkward.

[Elsa]

I don't think I was being mean. I felt bad for the guy. I was more making fun of the terrible music they were playing.

[Jenniatonu]

I always thought it was somewhat funny at the RE. Ours had one male nurse, and his job was always to call the guys back for collection. They did most of the collection and treatments in the morning, so it was always pretty busy, and we all knew what was going on. My husband thought the nurse's job was more difficult, since he had to give the directions. "Into the cup, don't touch the cup with your penis. Wipe it down, put it here. Verify this is your name on the cup. There are magazines and videos if that will help!" Lol.

I felt sorry for my husband, but I'm the one who had the dildo cam on a weekly basis.

[Elsa]

Aug 3, 2015 9:35:31 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 3, 2015 8:38:19 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Omg. Now it's the slow version if I can't help falling in love with you.

What did they buy?! Songs to jack off to edition 11?

Omg, I have real tears at the idea that there are men out there jerking off to the slow version of I can't help falling in love with you.

(I'm pretty sure they don't do this.)

Oh. Guess its just my H then.


lol

[rosiebear]

I hope they play this next:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

[Mrs.Rad888]

Aug 3, 2015 9:35:31 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 3, 2015 8:38:19 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Omg. Now it's the slow version if I can't help falling in love with you.

What did they buy?! Songs to jack off to edition 11?

Omg, I have real tears at the idea that there are men out there jerking off to the slow version of I can't help falling in love with you.

(I'm pretty sure they don't do this.)

The men jerking off to I can't help falling in love with you are probably crying real tears, too. 

[whiskeyandwine]

There is so much of the process that can feel dehumanizing. I feel bad for the dudes in the waiting room.

Ad an aside, there was a note in our RE's office in the sample donation room that read : "Due to the high rate of theft, videos must be checked out at the nurses desk."

Lol. I seriously begged my H to take a picture of it every month, but he always refused.

[callmehales]

we live 5 minutes from our RE, and i don't think DH has ever been happier than when he found out he could do his sample at home and bring it in.

[rachelgreen]

This thread is making ME feel really, really, really uncomfortable.

I don't think it would be ok to joke "I'm in the waiting room at my RE and there's another woman here. I bet she's going to get the dildo cam stuck up her vagina with 4 other people in the room and then have donor sperm injected. I wonder if this music makes her more comfortable."

I got a fivesome with embryos on a screen being transferred into my uterus. I am the first one to joke and to talk/be open about my own situation but idk, it would have been one thing had you simply been making fun of the music and said "oh my, does this music make it easier for people leaving samples/having procedures?"

Maybe I'm more sensitive today idk. I just feel ick about this one...

[rosiebear]

Aug 3, 2015 10:33:42 GMT -5 rachelgreen said:

This thread is making ME feel really, really, really uncomfortable.

I am sorry.  I was going along with a "I hope everyone can see the humor, even in this awkward situation" vibe.  I didn't mean to be insensitive, and I do apologize.

[WOUNDTIGHT]

Aug 3, 2015 10:33:42 GMT -5 rachelgreen said:

This thread is making ME feel really, really, really uncomfortable.

I don't think it would be ok to joke "I'm in the waiting room at my RE and there's another woman here. I bet she's going to get the dildo cam stuck up her vagina with 4 other people in the room and then have donor sperm injected. I wonder if this music makes her more comfortable."

I got a fivesome with embryos on a screen being transferred into my uterus. I am the first one to joke and to talk/be open about my own situation but idk, it would have been one thing had you simply been making fun of the music and said "oh my, does this music make it easier for people leaving samples/having procedures?"

Maybe I'm more sensitive today idk. I just feel ick about this one...

I'm sitting with you on this one. The vibe of the OP was off- shows a real lack of empathy.

[Jalapeñomel]

Aug 3, 2015 10:14:35 GMT -5 whiskeyandwine said:

There is so much of the process that can feel dehumanizing. I feel bad for the dudes in the waiting room.

Ad an aside, there was a note in our RE's office in the sample donation room that read : "Due to the high rate of theft, videos must be checked out at the nurses desk."

Lol. I seriously begged my H to take a picture of it every month, but he always refused.

I can't even imagine how hard it must be for him (or anyone there really).

[whiskeyandwine]

Aug 3, 2015 13:05:23 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Aug 3, 2015 10:14:35 GMT -5 whiskeyandwine said:

There is so much of the process that can feel dehumanizing. I feel bad for the dudes in the waiting room.

Ad an aside, there was a note in our RE's office in the sample donation room that read : "Due to the high rate of theft, videos must be checked out at the nurses desk."

Lol. I seriously begged my H to take a picture of it every month, but he always refused.

I can't even imagine how hard it must be for him (or anyone there really).

Yeah, I guess I always felt like the looks exchanged in the RE's waiting room were more sympathy and less "hee hee I'm posting about this in my online community."

It's hard enough, ykwim?

[Elsa]

Again. I wasn't laughing at him. We never even made eye contact. I was laughing at the terrible choice of music my RE's office chose to play. I'd have been laughing at the OB's office if it was just me and a bunch of women and they were playing Salt and Pepa's Push It.

And exactly. Its a shit situation. So I was finding the humor where I could. Not at his expense. At my RE's.

Ugh.