I enjoy the insulting names you ladies come up with. I share the good ones with H and he thinks they're hilarious.
He just started drinking a bottle of wine in front of me. I can't drink tonight because of meds and I called him a cuntdragon. He responded with queefdemon. I'm learning so much here!
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny