"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
This may be actually flameful, but my FIL is dying, and my MIL needs help. Three of my four SILs are not working, and all four of them have asked me at some point to come help. Which would be awesome, except for the whole me having young kids thing. My FIL is not in the mood for kids, he's tired, he feels like shit, and they exhaust him.
My one SIL said I could get a sitter to "sit and read by the pool". Or maybe she could keep going up there twice a week to help without bitching and take time our of her busy schedule of sitting on her ass watching Netflix and posting on FB about it. I told her she was more than welcome to trade with me, and see how much time she got to sit And read. One of these days, that bitch is getting a punch to the kidneys.
Post by karmasabiotch on Aug 4, 2015 14:46:50 GMT -5
My new office is located in a building built in the early 1900's and I believe it's filled with mold. I'm already causing a problem with trying to get moved into a new building because I can't breath here and I feel like hell. That's a great way to build new relationships.
Also, my period is missing. I feel too young for menopause but I guess I'm not. huh.