Anyone want to decipher this blog post?

[carfar]

Ummmm this is code for I'm crazy. If she quits I think it's for the best.

[shelbyann]

I'm sorry, I tried but I couldn't make it past through the second paragraph. Lol

[nsl]

This reads like the conversations I have with my four-year-old sometimes, if he had a slightly bigger vocabulary.

[bowies]

She has a severe case of navelgazing. It's terminal.

[curbsideprophet]

I feel like this could be about anything. I would not assume this means she is quitting at this point in time.

[whiskeyandwine]

If I were you I'd be hoping she quits bc I wouldn't be able to resist asking her about this if I spent more than a few minutes with her.

Then I would be embarrassed for myself for caring. Lol

[Deleted]

That's all sorts of crazy. I took it as she was getting divorced more then anything but i also understood nothing past the first sentence.

[indylady]

I feel like it's written in a crazy code I don't want to know.

[gibbinator]

My guess was letting some estranged family member or ex friend back into her life.

[kershnic]

Eh, I think she could be quitting. But she could also be having an affair or embezzling money or taking up gardening. There's really no way to know with this terrible writing.

[dancingirl21]

Wow. I couldn't get through that. Let me guess. She has a lot of tangents when she talks? She's all over the place!

[Deleted]

She reminds me of Boring from the ML posts, except more annoying.

[Deleted]

This is about nothing, nothing!! It took several tries but I got through it and it reads like a bunch of jumbled shit with bad metaphors and the use of incorrect words. In the end it says nothing and gives no I indication wtf she is talking about. It's infuriating lol.

[Deleted]

She's getting an iguana?

I have no clue. Sounds like some deep thinking I would have written. In high school.

[delawarejen]

The other mommies were mean to her.

[waterchurch]

It sounds to me like she having an affair or got caught up in some sort of drug cartel.
I like the iguana idea, lol. Who knows! How tiresome.