Mudder shirt?

[doriswe]

I'm doing my 2nd Tough Mudder in a few weeks and need a funny shirt to wear.  Last year I had one made that read "If this was easy, it would be called "your mom"".  I got a lot of compliments/laughs during the run, so I figured I needed to find another fun saying for a shirt. 

Here are the things I kind of like, but can't really commit to (yet):

We are all dead and this is hell

This seems like a lot of work for a headband

Slow runners make fast runners look good. You're welcome!

World's okayest runner

Suck it up, Buttercup

I also found one that reads "Do epic shit" and it has a unicorn lifting a barbell, which makes me laugh.

What do you ladies think? Any feelings about any of them? Suggestions on other sayings?

[bullygirl979]

I like "this seems like a lot of work for a headband" on the front and "Slow runners" on the back. Because people passing you are going to see the back of your shirt, not the front.

[tiramisu]

I like bully's idea. If not, chalupa's is pretty good too! Both would make me laugh.

[SwimDeep]

The 'slow runners' quip made me laugh, but I lost it at the thought of a unicorn lifting a barbell lol

[gault]

I think we all know which one you'll pick.
Unicorns, every time.

[doriswe]

Aug 13, 2015 11:03:05 GMT -5 gault said:

I think we all know which one you'll pick.
Unicorns, every time.

Here's where I'm at...I can make any of these with some fabric markers, no biggie...but if I want the unicorn one, I feel like I really need to purchase it...and I'm not positive I want to spend $30 on a tank to trash.

amrapstyle.spreadshirt.com/women-s-flowy-tank-top-by-bella-A10942612/customize/color/164

[gault]

Aug 13, 2015 11:12:17 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Aug 13, 2015 11:03:05 GMT -5 gault said:

I think we all know which one you'll pick.
Unicorns, every time.

Here's where I'm at...I can make any of these with some fabric markers, no biggie...but if I want the unicorn one, I feel like I really need to purchase it...and I'm not positive I want to spend $30 on a tank to trash.

amrapstyle.spreadshirt.com/women-s-flowy-tank-top-by-bella-A10942612/customize/color/164

Ooooh, that's so fun. I'd buy it and keep it for boot camp!

[bullygirl979]

Aug 13, 2015 11:12:17 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Aug 13, 2015 11:03:05 GMT -5 gault said:

I think we all know which one you'll pick.
Unicorns, every time.

Here's where I'm at...I can make any of these with some fabric markers, no biggie...but if I want the unicorn one, I feel like I really need to purchase it...and I'm not positive I want to spend $30 on a tank to trash.

amrapstyle.spreadshirt.com/women-s-flowy-tank-top-by-bella-A10942612/customize/color/164

Two thoughts:

1) considering the obstacles, do you really want something flowy? I'm worried it would float up, bunch up, get caught on shit.

2) why would you be trashing it? All of P's stuff was fine.

[doriswe]

Aug 13, 2015 11:19:44 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Aug 13, 2015 11:12:17 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Here's where I'm at...I can make any of these with some fabric markers, no biggie...but if I want the unicorn one, I feel like I really need to purchase it...and I'm not positive I want to spend $30 on a tank to trash.

amrapstyle.spreadshirt.com/women-s-flowy-tank-top-by-bella-A10942612/customize/color/164

Two thoughts:

1) considering the obstacles, do you really want something flowy? I'm worried it would float up, bunch up, get caught on shit.

2) why would you be trashing it? All of P's stuff was fine.

1. It's possible...I'm going to wear another tank under it (a sweat wicking one)
2. P is athletic and probably nimble...I am not I got caught up on razor wire and put holes in my shirt from last year.

[bullygirl979]

Aug 13, 2015 11:40:36 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Aug 13, 2015 11:19:44 GMT -5 bullygirl979 said:

Two thoughts:

1) considering the obstacles, do you really want something flowy? I'm worried it would float up, bunch up, get caught on shit.

2) why would you be trashing it? All of P's stuff was fine.

1. It's possible...I'm going to wear another tank under it (a sweat wicking one)
2. P is athletic and probably nimble...I am not I got caught up on razor wire and put holes in my shirt from last year.

The second part of #2 is why I wouldn't buy/wear this tank for this event. I'd buy it and wear it to the gym, etc. And I thought you were referring more to mud, not ripping shit up.