funny kid stuff

[iamgrace]

My 4 year old son just put his nose to my wine and said, "ewww, it's not for boys!".

My 2 year old girl tried to drink it.

Out power is out so our entertainment is limited lol.

Eta- add your own.

[water*drop]

We took the day off, sent DS to daycare, and spent the day doing fun stuff with DD. When DH got home with DS, DD looked at him and ask sweetly, "why'd you bring him home?"

[rootbeerfloat]

DD has assigned us all names. She is BabyLastname. DS is SkinnyBoy. I'm SnugglyMama. And H is ChubbyBoy. Poor H lol.

[MadamePresident]

Chase keeps spinning in circles until he falls over. It's really amusing.

[bowies]

DS pointed to a pig in his picture book and said DADA. I said yes, dada.

[rugbywife]

Every night DH gives DD her bath. Last night I heard 'that's your labia'.

I thought GBCN would be so proud of his choice of terminology when asked 'whazzat'?

[brooklyn]

As I got out of the shower this morning, Jack saw me, clapped his hands, and exclaimed "Yay!!!! You washed!!!"

[thebreakfastclub]

Now that DS poops in the potty, I have to guess if he did a Daddy poop, a Mommy poop, or an Owen poop. The goal of course is for a Daddy one. Sometimes I wonder how he makes so much poop, but not having it in diapers is life changing.

[timorousbeastie]

When you ask DD "What do people say?" She responds with "Burp!" It's too funny for me to want to try to get her to say something more appropriate.

[h]

In a desperate attempt to get some adult time, I just told the big boys that after we got DS3 to bed, they could curl up on the upstairs couch with some cozy blankets and popcorn and watch a movie while DH and I eat take out and have a "date" downstairs. DS2 (5yo) responded: "If you want to go on a date, you should have used care.com. They have lots of date night sitters."

Super helpful, kid. Thanks.

[blueberry10]

DD keeps saying Engine Turtles instead of Ninja Turtles. I think I won't correct her.

[sjh722]

DD started wearing a paper towel tucked into her shirt like a cape. I'm not sure what started it, but every time she sees the roll of paper towels now she says, "Oh! My super hero! Need my cape!"

[pattieice]

My 2.5 year old son loves my pony tail. He loves to touch it, rub it against his cheek, you get the idea. One morning I patted the back of his head and asked him, Where is YOUR pony tail? He didn't miss a beat and said that it was in the lost and found in the city.

Ever since then every time I ask him where is his pony tail, he gives me a different answer. It's been in Alabama, at the beach, in Pa's boat, he left it at Kroger. I never know what is going to come out of his mouth.