Post by anastasia517 on Aug 15, 2015 10:46:51 GMT -5
I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.
Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start? ETA: I see he's only three. On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.
YD walked in on DH and I last night, during the bj portion of the events. And he just stood in the door for a while before asking 'what are you doing?'
And I froze like he was a t rex and he wouldn't see us if I didn't move.
Omg this here is my greatest fear. Lol like anytime I hear a pin drop I stop and freeze. Lmao
I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!
Pro tip - always go under the covers if you don't have a door that locks. I've never been caught but I figure it's a good plan. Like "oh I lost something under the covers! Or I like to sleep with the covers over my head!
I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!
I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!
Pro tip - always go under the covers if you don't have a door that locks. I've never been caught but I figure it's a good plan. Like "oh I lost something under the covers! Or I like to sleep with the covers over my head!
But it gets so hot under there. I start to panic I'm going to suffocate. Man I'm dreading when ds becomes mobile.
So Mr. Major is installing a locking doorknob today, yes?
My parents' bedroom had two doors, one of which went to my room. The most traumatic sound from my teen years is hearing them lock that door every so often. The very least they could have done was lock it EVERY night, so nothing every seemed unusual! Also, WTF did they think I would ever go into their room??
So Mr. Major is installing a locking doorknob today, yes?
My parents' bedroom had two doors, one of which went to my room. The most traumatic sound from my teen years is hearing them lock that door every so often. The very least they could have done was lock it EVERY night, so nothing every seemed unusual! Also, WTF did they think I would ever go into their room??
Hehehehe. I can assure you that I've never had anyone in therapy who has talked about walking in on their parents at 3. Twelve, yes, 3, no.
Okay. Thanks for ruining what most of us knew was just a joke, Debbie.
Dude, I knew it was a joke. I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign. I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.
Okay. Thanks for ruining what most of us knew was just a joke, Debbie.
Dude, I knew it was a joke. I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign. I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.
I walked in on my mom and step-dad. I probably do need therapy just for that.
Dude, I knew it was a joke. I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign. I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.
I walked in on my mom and step-dad. I probably do need therapy just for that.
I also walked in on my mom and dad when I was 9 or so. Just in time to see dad putting on a condom. Of course, I didn't know what was happening at the time, it was just on reflection (and after finding his condom stash) that I realized what I'd seen. Also, when I got old enough to understand what the sounds coming from their room were......ew.
I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.
Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start? ETA: I see he's only three. On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.
I really hate to be the one to say this but you know this is going to come up at the dinner table with OP's inlaws, or maybe with the daycare/preschool teacher when she asks about the weekend. God help you if you ever socialize with your pastor. I'm sorry you have to move and take on new identies, OP.
I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.
Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start? ETA: I see he's only three. On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.
I really hate to be the one to say this but you know this is going to come up at the dinner table with OP's inlaws, or maybe with the daycare/preschool teacher when she asks about the weekend.
When I was about 12 I heard my dad and step mom (we shared a wall). But, I was too naive to know what it was. Instead, I thought she was dying. Like my mom did. So I couldn't sleep at all. When I heard their door open I followed my dad into the kitchen, as he went to get ice cream, and asked if everything was ok. He said he was tickling SM, so I was ok and went to bed.