OMGOMGOMGOMFG

[MrsAxilla]

OMG! What did you do?!? How old is he again?

[ESF]

I have tried to type out three different responses, but I just keep coming back to OMG.

[forreals]

There, there, MW. We will all just hope he is too young to remember when he is older and can compute what he saw.

[anastasia517]

I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.

Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start?  ETA: I see he's only three.  On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.

[MrsAxilla]

So Mr. Major is installing a locking doorknob today, yes?

[secretlyevil]

Bahahahahahawa!

[racegrrl714]

Aug 15, 2015 10:41:40 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

YD walked in on DH and I last night, during the bj portion of the events. And he just stood in the door for a while before asking 'what are you doing?'

And I froze like he was a t rex and he wouldn't see us if I didn't move.

Omg this here is my greatest fear. Lol like anytime I hear a pin drop I stop and freeze. Lmao

[IIOY]

This is partly why I advocate that all parents have a therapy fund. LOLOL

[lg28]

Aug 15, 2015 10:45:08 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

I told him to go back to bed, when I could speak.

He's 3

Luckily he's young enough that he probably won't remember this when he's older!

[tacosforlife]

Time to fake your own death.

[josieposy]

Aug 15, 2015 10:45:08 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

when I could speak.

I'm sorry I laughed as hard as I did at this.

Total mortification!

[meshaliuknits]

I remember when my nephew was 4ish & walked in on his brother getting a BJ. He said "he was peeing in her mouth. Gross."

He's 19 now & I totally fine.

[MrsAxilla]

Important question: did that end the party or did you power on?

[taratru]

I'm so sorry. All I can do is laugh.

[laurenpetro]

This is the best.

[meshaliuknits]

Aug 15, 2015 11:11:04 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Aug 15, 2015 10:57:26 GMT -5 meshaliuknits said:

I remember when my nephew was 4ish & walked in on his brother getting a BJ. He said "he was peeing in her mouth. Gross."

He's 19 now & I totally fine.

Wait, how old was his brother?

17ish I think?

[Velar Fricative]

Nononononononono!!!!

[eclaires]

Aug 15, 2015 11:31:01 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!

Pro tip - always go under the covers if you don't have a door that locks. I've never been caught but I figure it's a good plan. Like "oh I lost something under the covers! Or I like to sleep with the covers over my head!

[IIOY]

Aug 15, 2015 11:31:01 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!

You are dead wrong for this and you know it.

[redwino]

Aug 15, 2015 12:01:04 GMT -5 eclaires said:

Aug 15, 2015 11:31:01 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

I need more details. Like, were you on your knees on the side of the bed, were you in the bed with covers, was DH standing up and you kneeling. I need to understand exactly what YD saw before I determine how much your therapy fund needs to be. TIA!

Pro tip - always go under the covers if you don't have a door that locks. I've never been caught but I figure it's a good plan. Like "oh I lost something under the covers! Or I like to sleep with the covers over my head!

But it gets so hot under there. I start to panic I'm going to suffocate. Man I'm dreading when ds becomes mobile.

[Kattey]

Omg, lol. Door locks are amazing.

[mrsukyankee]

Hehehehe. I can assure you that I've never had anyone in therapy who has talked about walking in on their parents at 3. Twelve, yes, 3, no.

[decemberwedding07]

Aug 15, 2015 10:47:09 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

So Mr. Major is installing a locking doorknob today, yes?

My parents' bedroom had two doors, one of which went to my room. The most traumatic sound from my teen years is hearing them lock that door every so often.   The very least they could have done was lock it EVERY night, so nothing every seemed unusual! Also, WTF did they think I would ever go into their room??

[summer]

Aug 15, 2015 14:32:34 GMT -5 decemberwedding07 said:

Aug 15, 2015 10:47:09 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

So Mr. Major is installing a locking doorknob today, yes?

My parents' bedroom had two doors, one of which went to my room. The most traumatic sound from my teen years is hearing them lock that door every so often.   The very least they could have done was lock it EVERY night, so nothing every seemed unusual! Also, WTF did they think I would ever go into their room??

Did you sleep with headphones on? Oh god. 

[mrsukyankee]

Aug 15, 2015 13:26:42 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Aug 15, 2015 12:45:05 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Hehehehe. I can assure you that I've never had anyone in therapy who has talked about walking in on their parents at 3. Twelve, yes, 3, no.

Okay. Thanks for ruining what most of us knew was just a joke, Debbie.

Dude, I knew it was a joke.  I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign.  I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.

[laurenpetro]

Aug 15, 2015 14:59:14 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Aug 15, 2015 13:26:42 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Okay. Thanks for ruining what most of us knew was just a joke, Debbie.

Dude, I knew it was a joke.  I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign.  I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.

I walked in on my mom and step-dad. I probably do need therapy just for that.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Aug 15, 2015 15:13:46 GMT -5 laurenpetro said:

Aug 15, 2015 14:59:14 GMT -5 mrsukyankee said:

Dude, I knew it was a joke.  I had my sarcasm on. Should have put a wink sign.  I've never worked with anyone who needed therapy for walking in on their parents.

I walked in on my mom and step-dad. I probably do need therapy just for that.

I also walked in on my mom and dad when I was 9 or so. Just in time to see dad putting on a condom. Of course, I didn't know what was happening at the time, it was just on reflection (and after finding his condom stash) that I realized what I'd seen. Also, when I got old enough to understand what the sounds coming from their room were......ew.

[MixedBerryJam]

Aug 15, 2015 10:46:51 GMT -5 anastasia517 said:

I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.

Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start?  ETA: I see he's only three.  On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.

I really hate to be the one to say this but you know this is going to come up at the dinner table with OP's inlaws, or maybe with the daycare/preschool teacher when she asks about the weekend. God help you if you ever socialize with your pastor. I'm sorry you have to move and take on new identies, OP.

[summer]

Aug 15, 2015 15:31:21 GMT -5 MixedBerryJam said:

Aug 15, 2015 10:46:51 GMT -5 anastasia517 said:

I don't know if there has ever been a more accurate thread title in the history of... ever.

Has he already had the birds and the bees talk, or is this how it has to start?  ETA: I see he's only three.  On the bright side, he may forget about this in the future, even if you won't.

I really hate to be the one to say this but you know this is going to come up at the dinner table with OP's inlaws, or maybe with the daycare/preschool teacher when she asks about the weekend.

[sushi]

When I was about 12 I heard my dad and step mom (we shared a wall). But, I was too naive to know what it was. Instead, I thought she was dying. Like my mom did. So I couldn't sleep at all. When I heard their door open I followed my dad into the kitchen, as he went to get ice cream, and asked if everything was ok. He said he was tickling SM, so I was ok and went to bed.

About a year later I figured it out. Kill me!