I was at the end of my rope

[CloudBee]

I know this will save our marriage, even if I am being deceptive.

He keeps eating my PMS stash of chocolate chips.

[anlo]

Genius.

[cville]

My husband put a padlock on the cannister of his baking supply of chocolate chips when I kept ruining his recipes. Now I get my own bag.

[Serenity9]

[CloudBee]

Aug 27, 2015 9:49:20 GMT -5 cville said:

My husband put a padlock on the cannister of his baking supply of chocolate chips when I kept ruining his recipes. Now I get my own bag.

He says he doesn't even like dark chocolate! I buy him his own Nestle milk chocolate chips when they run low, and he STILL consumes my bag of semi-sweet.

[Deleted]

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

[isabel]

You are awesome.

[thebuddhagouda]

Aug 27, 2015 9:51:27 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

Mmm hmmm… 

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Aug 27, 2015 9:56:13 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

Aug 27, 2015 9:51:27 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

Mmm hmmm… 

I'll gladly share if anyone wants to pick them up from me.

[womet]

Genius! I am going to have to try that once we're living under the same roof again. Peas are my H's least favorite vegetable, so I know he would never use them.

[cookies]

I kind of wish my husband would do this to me. I ate A LOT of chocolate chips last night and could have used an intervention.

[Deleted]

When I was married I'd hide the chocolate chips in the veggie crisper drawer, under a bag of lettuce. They stayed safe that way!

[pantsparty]

Aug 27, 2015 9:51:27 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

[LeggsBenedict]

Aug 27, 2015 9:51:27 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

MY husband only buys me chocolate DIAMONDS. HOW am I to enjoy a sweet when my hand is weighed down by ALL of these DIAMONDS?

[thebuddhagouda]

Aug 27, 2015 10:27:53 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

Aug 27, 2015 9:51:27 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

My husband brought me home three huge packs of Oreos, three cases of nutter butters, tons of chips ahoy, and about a dozen family size bags of chips. He works at a grocery store and they went out of date yesterday even though they taste perfectly fine!

MY husband only buys me chocolate DIAMONDS. HOW am I to enjoy a sweet when my hand is weighed down by ALL of these DIAMONDS?

MY HUSBAND feeds me the chocolate since I'm so weighed down by jewels. 

[tinybride]

Lol.

I keep my stash of M&M's hidden in my closet.

[Pom]

I am sitting here with a handful of chocolate chips. It's good to know I am not alone.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I love this except my H likes to grab a bag of peas to ice his shins after the gym. Grrrr.

[CloudBee]

Aug 27, 2015 14:09:37 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I love this except my H likes to grab a bag of peas to ice his shins after the gym. Grrrr.

Corn? Green beans? An empty box of fish sticks or veggie burgers?

[AHappierHour]

Now I want chocolate :/

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Aug 27, 2015 14:38:49 GMT -5 CloudBee said:

Aug 27, 2015 14:09:37 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I love this except my H likes to grab a bag of peas to ice his shins after the gym. Grrrr.

Corn? Green beans? An empty box of fish sticks or veggie burgers?

Corn? Green beans? An empty box of fish sticks or veggie burgers?
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He'd probably grab corn if it were in there too. I will definitely look in my freezer to see what else I could use as a decoy. You're a genius.

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Aug 27, 2015 10:09:40 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

Aug 27, 2015 9:56:13 GMT -5 thebuddhagouda said:

Mmm hmmm… 

I'll gladly share if anyone wants to pick them up from me.

H flames me for this, but I love stale Oreos. I will wait to eat a package until they've been open a few days. The cookie gets softer when their stale.

[Deleted]

Aug 27, 2015 20:27:14 GMT -5 klekz37 said:

Aug 27, 2015 10:09:40 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

I'll gladly share if anyone wants to pick them up from me.

H flames me for this, but I love stale Oreos. I will wait to eat a package until they've been open a few days. The cookie gets softer when their stale.

These aren't even stale, still fresh. They just hit their sell by date so they were being tossed out if people didn't want to bring them home. I don't mind them stale, either, tbh.