Saturday drunken queries

[taratru]

I know I'm not lifting enough and all, but really? In the middle of marathon training why are my legs and butter so cellulite-y?

Any questions for the universe?

[secretlyevil]

Butter? LOL!

[hannahb]

The same reason my stomachs not flat. Booze and sugar. Too bad I don't care enough to change.

[taratru]

Legs and butt! Damn phone.

[gt7301b]

Aug 29, 2015 20:07:10 GMT -5 hannahb said:

The same reason my stomachs not flat. Booze and sugar. Too bad I don't care enough to change.

This is literally what I am drinking right now.

[irene adler]

Here's a question for the universe – is hearing the song November rain while I'm at a stoplight staring at the roller rink a sign?

[al320]

Aug 29, 2015 20:34:34 GMT -5 irene adler said:

Here's a question for the universe – is hearing the song November rain while I'm at a stoplight staring at the roller rink a sign?

Woah, did you invent a time machine?

[Wines Not Whines]

I think I will always have cellulite.

[kams]

Why is my butter cellulitey is killing me.

You're smoking hot, T! I can't imagine a soul on this planet would notice that when they look at you!

[clseale]

Aug 29, 2015 20:48:39 GMT -5 Wines Not Whines said:

I think I will always have cellulite.

So much this! My ass & thighs are a lost cause. I can have a 6-pack, but my thighs will jiggle. F-you, genetics! I mean, cutting out booze might work, but I'm a bit drunk right now, so let's revisit this tomorrow.

[taratru]

Aug 29, 2015 21:46:32 GMT -5 kams said:

Why is my butter cellulitey is killing me.

You're smoking hot, T! I can't imagine a soul on this planet would notice that when they look at you!

I love you.

[ilovecandy]

Omg i gad the most intense hot flash while out to dinner tonight and h just didnt get it. Fucking side effect of clomid.
Everyone has cellulite. Unless of course they have had some type if plastic surgery cellulite is normal. Those that dont have it are not normal.

[chw57]

Cellulite checking in.

Also I have had two beers and I love everything and everyone right now. #lightweight

[al320]

I rather have a little cellulite than this jiggly belly that wont go away no matter how much weight i lose and how much core work i do. I could drop down to like 5% body fat, and it would all be in my belly.

And thats not my body dysmorphia talking.

Well, maybe a little.

[taratru]

al320 I've got the same belly. Thanks, booze!

[kams]

I'm belly and ARMS. Wtf, arms? They are disproportionately humongo.

Also - I've had wine.

Our bbq was a great success btw!! Since I know you were on the edge of your seats! And I got to enjoy my guests! Win-win-wine!

[ktzmoh]

I had three beers at a bowling alley straight out of 1983, and then a really good gon and tonic. And also, my stomach is a stretch mark disaster and my thighs are cottage cheesy, but in certain positions from certain angles, and in certain light, I'm a total hottie.

[venice2007]

I think I was born with cellulite.
Rest of my body? Fine! Thighs? Ugh the worst most jiggly, dimply body parts.

[mrsukyankee]

Even skinny ass models get cellulite. It's normal.

[gt7301b]

Y'all are all freaking crazy!!!! We are way harder on ourselves and our bodies than we should be.

[al320]

Aug 29, 2015 22:37:44 GMT -5 taratru said:

al320 I've got the same belly. Thanks, booze!

No, no you dont!

[CallingAllAngels]

You are all crazy! You're beautiful.

I almost peed my pants at al320's time machine comment.

Now, I want some butter and booze and sugar. I spent the weekend with my mom and my kids with no H. I earned it all.

[al320]

So today i drove up to the outlet mall (woodbury commons for those in the area) and bought this stupid helmut lang dress ONLY because it made me look insanely skinny. I actually said to the sales girl helping me "i love this, but have NO clue where im wearing it."

She told me a dinner or a party. She clearly doesnt know my life lol

[CallingAllAngels]

Aug 30, 2015 17:02:10 GMT -5 al320 said:

So today i drove up to the outlet mall (woodbury commons for those in the area) and bought this stupid helmut lang dress ONLY because it made me look insanely skinny. I actually said to the sales girl helping me "i love this, but have NO clue where im wearing it."

She told me a dinner or a party. She clearly doesnt know my life lol

Wear it in Charleston! With compression socks while we are all lounging around in our pajamas!

[al320]

Aug 30, 2015 17:03:33 GMT -5 CallingAllAngels said:

Aug 30, 2015 17:02:10 GMT -5 al320 said:

So today i drove up to the outlet mall (woodbury commons for those in the area) and bought this stupid helmut lang dress ONLY because it made me look insanely skinny. I actually said to the sales girl helping me "i love this, but have NO clue where im wearing it."

She told me a dinner or a party. She clearly doesnt know my life lol

Wear it in Charleston! With compression socks while we are all lounging around in our pajamas!

Lol im not sure that would work, but maybe... lol

[clseale]

Aug 30, 2015 17:10:01 GMT -5 al320 said:

Aug 30, 2015 17:03:33 GMT -5 CallingAllAngels said:

Wear it in Charleston! With compression socks while we are all lounging around in our pajamas!

Lol im not sure that would work, but maybe... lol

Perhaps to brunch the next day? LOL

[al320]

Aug 30, 2015 17:16:08 GMT -5 clseale said:

Aug 30, 2015 17:10:01 GMT -5 al320 said:

Lol im not sure that would work, but maybe... lol

Perhaps to brunch the next day? LOL

Its more of an evening-ish dress

But really i have no clue lol

[clseale]

Aug 30, 2015 17:17:02 GMT -5 al320 said:

Aug 30, 2015 17:16:08 GMT -5 clseale said:

Perhaps to brunch the next day? LOL

Its more of an evening-ish dress

But really i have no clue lol

Oh yes, I figured! LOL

Maybe you just bring it & parade around the mansion drinking a Nuun-tini (fruit punch flavored, obviously) & shouting, "Look at me! I'm fabulous, bitches!" You can do it after the sun goes down, if that feels more dress appropriate.

[al320]

Aug 30, 2015 17:19:43 GMT -5 clseale said:

Aug 30, 2015 17:17:02 GMT -5 al320 said:

Its more of an evening-ish dress

But really i have no clue lol

Oh yes, I figured! LOL

Maybe you just bring it & parade around the mansion drinking a Nuun-tini (fruit punch flavored, obviously) & shouting, "Look at me! I'm fabulous, bitches!" You can do it after the sun goes down, if that feels more dress appropriate.

Omg i LOVE that lol

Oh i found the dress for those curious www.amazon.com/Helmut-Lang-Womens-Jersey-Overlay/dp/B00SHL6A5S
Also, i paid less than that! Score!

[taratru]

Ermahgah. I love that dress. Loooove.