Moscow: Two five-year-old Russian boys have used spades to dig their way out of their kindergarten and set off on a mission to buy a Jaguar sports car. The boys disappeared as their group took part in a supervised walk in the grounds of the kindergarten. After reaching freedom, the boys walked two kilometres to a car showroom selling luxury cars. They told a woman at the dealership that they had come from their kindergarten to buy a Jaguar, but didn't have any money. She put them in her car and drove them to a police station. The Chelyabinsk regional interior ministry confirmed the boys' escape from kindergarten to French news agency AFP. The boys had reportedly prepared their escape for several days, digging a hole under a fence using spades from the sandpit.
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