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Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 15:56:04 GMT -5 mominatrix and cville like this

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Post by zelda25 on Sept 11, 2015 15:56:04 GMT -5

The story is bad enough, but the mug shot is killing me:

Man charged with urinating on passengers on Portland-bound flight

Posted: Sep 11, 2015 1:25 PM PDT

Updated: Sep 11, 2015 1:25 PM PDT

By FOX 12 StaffCONNECT

PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) -

A Gresham man was taken to jail after landing at Portland International Airport Friday morning after his fellow passengers reported he urinated on people, seats and luggage.

Passengers and airline staff told Port of Portland police that Jeff Rubin, 26, had been asleep for most of the flight, but about 30 minutes before landing, he stood up and began urinating through the space between the seats in front of him.

Police said Rubin then lost his balance and continued urinating, which led to urine hitting the seats and passengers next to him, as well as their personal belongings.

Police boarded the plane shortly after it landed around 4:30 a.m. and found Rubin asleep in his seat.

Rubin was arrested and taken to the Multnomah County Jail on charges of criminal mischief and offensive littering.

Which is kind of reminiscent of this, no?

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heyjude Elder Posts: 23,678 Likes: 50,411	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 16:04:07 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by heyjude on Sept 11, 2015 16:04:07 GMT -5 Didn't that cat kid commit suicide? Or was that an Internet rumor?
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orangeblossom Elder Posts: 17,740 Likes: 17,737	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 16:08:52 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by orangeblossom on Sept 11, 2015 16:08:52 GMT -5 Sept 11, 2015 16:04:07 GMT -5 heyjude said: Didn't that cat kid commit suicide? Or was that an Internet rumor? He did.
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zoegirltx Full Member Posts: 1,282 Likes: 799	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 16:09:57 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoegirltx on Sept 11, 2015 16:09:57 GMT -5 Wah??? Was he drunk!?!?!
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IIOY Elder Sick and tired of your geriatric bullshit Posts: 20,890 Likes: 27,508	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 16:12:11 GMT -5 via Tapatalk msmerymac, zelda25, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by IIOY on Sept 11, 2015 16:12:11 GMT -5
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Alyssa Senior Member Posts: 6,179 Likes: 3,687	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 17:45:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alyssa on Sept 11, 2015 17:45:09 GMT -5 Oh gross!
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bugandbibs Elder Posts: 12,323 Likes: 12,929	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 20:44:15 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bugandbibs on Sept 11, 2015 20:44:15 GMT -5 Don't worry, he's been released on his own recognizance:(
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zoegirltx Full Member Posts: 1,282 Likes: 799	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 20:45:25 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zoegirltx on Sept 11, 2015 20:45:25 GMT -5 Sleepwalking??
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jln Full Member Posts: 4,411 Likes: 4,370	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 23:19:58 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jln on Sept 11, 2015 23:19:58 GMT -5 The article said he was asleep most of the flight so I think he was sleepwalking. How horribly embarrassing.
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LadySusan Full Member Posts: 1,554 Likes: 1,136	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 23:35:05 GMT -5 imimahoney likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LadySusan on Sept 11, 2015 23:35:05 GMT -5 Whoa.
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Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 23:43:39 GMT -5 via Tapatalk

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Sept 11, 2015 20:45:25 GMT -5 zoegirltx said:

Sleepwalking??

I once woke up to my ex frantically trying to get into the closet.. and then urinating all over the clothes. Not the classiest bout of sleepwalking, and I would have sworn he was awake. Nope. I realized a minute later.

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Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 23:54:22 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App lexxasaurus likes this

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Sept 11, 2015 23:43:39 GMT -5 lexxasaurus said:

Sept 11, 2015 20:45:25 GMT -5 zoegirltx said:

Sleepwalking??

I once woke up to my ex frantically trying to get into the closet.. and then urinating all over the clothes. Not the classiest bout of sleepwalking, and I would have sworn he was awake. Nope. I realized a minute later.

My roommates BF did this in college. Peed all over my desk.

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lexxasaurus Senior Member Posts: 7,964 Likes: 6,741	Oh, Portland Sept 11, 2015 23:59:17 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lexxasaurus on Sept 11, 2015 23:59:17 GMT -5 meshaliuknits I'm liking in solidarity.
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Aquatica Full Member Posts: 2,832 Likes: 1,713	Oh, Portland Sept 12, 2015 4:21:31 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aquatica on Sept 12, 2015 4:21:31 GMT -5 Everytime I read an article like this from Portland, I'm expecting to see a picture of my father-in-law.
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aprilsails Senior Member Posts: 9,116 Likes: 7,401	Oh, Portland Sept 12, 2015 9:05:01 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aprilsails on Sept 12, 2015 9:05:01 GMT -5 It very well could have been sleepwalking. I once caught DH opening the blanket box at a B&B about to let loose on a pile of heirloom quilts. Thank God I woke up.
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Post by zelda25 on Sept 11, 2015 15:56:04 GMT -5

Post by heyjude on Sept 11, 2015 16:04:07 GMT -5

Post by orangeblossom on Sept 11, 2015 16:08:52 GMT -5

Post by zoegirltx on Sept 11, 2015 16:09:57 GMT -5

Post by IIOY on Sept 11, 2015 16:12:11 GMT -5

Post by Alyssa on Sept 11, 2015 17:45:09 GMT -5

Post by bugandbibs on Sept 11, 2015 20:44:15 GMT -5

Post by zoegirltx on Sept 11, 2015 20:45:25 GMT -5

Post by jln on Sept 11, 2015 23:19:58 GMT -5

Post by LadySusan on Sept 11, 2015 23:35:05 GMT -5

Post by lexxasaurus on Sept 11, 2015 23:43:39 GMT -5

Post by meshaliuknits on Sept 11, 2015 23:54:22 GMT -5

Post by lexxasaurus on Sept 11, 2015 23:59:17 GMT -5

Post by Aquatica on Sept 12, 2015 4:21:31 GMT -5

Post by aprilsails on Sept 12, 2015 9:05:01 GMT -5