I thought the landing strip was supposed to be like a silk curtain of mystery over the clitoris. And/or to make one feel like they've already gone through puberty.
eb - do you remember what that one chic we used to work with asked you one time?
lol, no??? Was it something about my pubes matching my hair?
She asked if your curtains matched your drapes, straight up there in front of everyone. I don't remember her name, but can still see her face to this day.
Ugh! Gross. Everyone knows the pubes match the eyebrow hair. What did I say?
You turned red, said something like "OMG I can't believe you just asked me that you -freak/weirdo/something along those lines-. You are disgusting" and walked away. She just stood there dumbfounded because she couldn't understand what she had said wrong. I'm going to PM you something else it reminded me of too.
Ugh! Gross. Everyone knows the pubes match the eyebrow hair. What did I say?
You turned red, said something like "OMG I can't believe you just asked me that you -freak/weirdo/something along those lines-. You are disgusting" and walked away. She just stood there dumbfounded because she couldn't understand what she had said wrong. I'm going to PM you something else it reminded me of too.
That's so cute! I'd be afraid to lure a friend here. I'd be afraid that I sell myself differently online ... although I don't think that's true. I think I'm wittier in person but largely the same.
I'm more outgoing online/over the telephone except around people I've known for a long time. When people who don't know me very well meet me for the first time after holding electronic/telephone conversations with me they are confused because I am more subdued/awkward face to face unless I really know the person. It used to mess with people who worked in different states than me when I worked, because they would come into town and be all excited to meet me and I would throw them for a loop, heh. I don't know if I would say I present myself differently on purpose, it is just how my personality is.
I can't believe I missed this thread. My husband makes me shave his back and butt. Last time, my son walked in during and demanded to help. I can only imagine the stories he told his daycare provider about this family bonding activity.
I let it grow back for the first two years after LO was born. I just recently went back to "bare". :-)
I can't believe I missed this thread. My husband makes me shave his back and butt. Last time, my son walked in during and demanded to help. I can only imagine the stories he told his daycare provider about this family bonding activity.
I let it grow back for the first two years after LO was born. I just recently went back to "bare". :-)
I literally spit water all over my screen when I read this. You made my day.
I can't believe I missed this thread. My husband makes me shave his back and butt. Last time, my son walked in during and demanded to help. I can only imagine the stories he told his daycare provider about this family bonding activity.
I let it grow back for the first two years after LO was born. I just recently went back to "bare". :-)
1) :-|
2) Well, if he ever accuses you of not really loving him during a nasty fight, you can always say, "Hey! Who shaves your ass for you? That's right, it's ME!"