Innocent things preschoolers say that sound dirty

[rxbeth]

So, this morning I'm wearing this sweatshirt from Roots. Madison was wearing a long sleeve shirt from roots as well. When I bought it, she questioned me about what animal was on it. So I told her it was a beaver. Mine has a bit of a soft, felt texture to it.



As I was loading her into the car today she touched my sweatshirt and said "mama, your beaver is so soft. My beaver isn't soft. Maybe when I grow up I can have a soft beaver." I'm trying so hard not to laugh and she just keeps going on and on "come back, let me touch your soft beaver. "

So innocent.

[carawestt]

Haha!

[bigapple]

"Mommy, remember when we watched the chick show? The one with all the chicks in it?....and the hens?"

Ooooh, that type of chick.

[tuck]

"Mommy, I want meat in my hand."

She wanted a slice of deli meat instead of a sandwich.

[honeybee503]

My kids love talking as loudly as possible about the "big, red, balls" in front of Target.

[devotchka]

hahahha! i love it.

[Beener]

This is hilarious!

[muppetinma]

Andrew told me that I was a very good kisser . . . . in front of a ton of people. It was awkward.

[The Foozzler]

Hands me his train whistle...

Blow it mommy. Blow it! No, put it all the way in your mouth and blow it. Blow it harder.

I had to put it down and walk away at this point.

[alicia45]

I'll just leave this here. This is normal around here.

[Deleted]

These are hilarious!!

You know rxbeth, in Australia to "root" means something dirty, haha, unfortunately, and we have Canadian friends who brought the kids back some Roots t-shirts and such. They are great quality and nice colours but whenever I put them on them I inevitably hear a few snickers from adults... Ahhhh!!