Penis Poll: What do you call a penis?

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Trying to liven things up! What do you call a penis? Do you use a different word for a flaccid vs. erect penis (lol)?

Options:

penis

erection

hardon

boner

woody

dick

cock

member

Johnson

sausage

frank 'n' beans (lololol)

weiner

tool

dong

pole

man meat

trouser snake

willy

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I think I have only used the basic 5: penis, erection, boner, dick, and cock lol.

[anyastroud]

Oct 6, 2015 13:51:38 GMT -5 @moonbeam said:

Trying to liven things up! What do you call a penis? Do you use a different word for a flaccid vs. erect penis (lol)?

Options:

penis

erection

hardon

boner

woody

dick

cock

member

Johnson

sausage

frank 'n' beans (lololol)

weiner

tool

dong

pole

man meat

trouser snake

willy

I have used all of these except tool and member

[HoneySpider]

The correct answer, Family Feud style, is always MAN SAUSAGE!

[Deleted]

I forgot an SS option. I'd like to hear other euphemisms if anyone has them!

[anyastroud]

this song will never not be funny because I have the sense of humor of a grade school boy.

[pooh8402]

Sometimes goober

[ewall]

Oct 6, 2015 16:34:41 GMT -5 pooh8402 said:

Sometimes goober

OMG now I can never use this word again! Really?

[pooh8402]

Oct 6, 2015 16:37:42 GMT -5 ewall said:

Oct 6, 2015 16:34:41 GMT -5 pooh8402 said:

Sometimes goober

OMG now I can never use this word again! Really?

I blame my sister. That's her word for it.

[amaranth]

Oct 6, 2015 16:34:41 GMT -5 pooh8402 said:

Sometimes goober

I know at least three friends that call their kids goober. Lol.

[estrellita]

Oct 6, 2015 17:59:48 GMT -5 amaranth said:

Oct 6, 2015 16:34:41 GMT -5 pooh8402 said:

Sometimes goober

I know at least three friends that call their kids goober. Lol.

Hahaha this is our good friends' nickname for their daughter 

I'm just cracking up at the options. And to think there are so many more.. lol. When we played categories in college this sometimes was a category! It would always go on forever because people would just start making things up!

I suppose it depends on the context but I usually stick with the correct term.. haha.

[Queen Mamadala]

Depends on the situation, but usually penis, dick or cock.

[pooh8402]

I'm also the sole vote for willy. Sometimes I'll be taking care of a fussy baby after a circumcision, and I'll say something like, "aww you're sad cuz you got your willy whacked off." Said it to E too when I was caring for his circumcision those first few days.

[spankswife]

I'll call it a schnitzel sometimes in a non sexual way. Like wiener schnitzel. Lol

[anyastroud]

Oct 6, 2015 21:15:48 GMT -5 pooh8402 said:

I'm also the sole vote for willy. Sometimes I'll be taking care of a fussy baby after a circumcision, and I'll say something like, "aww you're sad cuz you got your willy whacked off." Said it to E too when I was caring for his circumcision those first few days.

Geez! i'm so glad we have little girls  I don't know if I could do boys, I mean I'm a chick I got this. I couldn't teach no one how to pee standing up with a "willy"

[awick14]

Lol, I usually say cock, dick, or penis. But DH calls it his junk. (Referring to everything down there.)