MIL's latest jibe lol

[luvvy]

"That's because you are a cantankerous old hag."

I mean... I'm sorry Grandma. Here, have a prune.

[Deleted]

"Nice to see you too. We should do this again some time." said no one.

[bonquiqui]

"hopefully next time we can make it longer"

[angelaa73]

:spins on heels, grabs sibling arm: I told you may! Not march! See ya in two months gramma.

[Deleted]

"really, it hasn't felt like that long"

[Deleted]

I'd say "we should try longer next time, it was a nice break from you, you old hag!"

I think I remember you saying that you dont allow her at your house? If you do/did, I'd tell her "come back when you cant stay so long!" and then give her a big smile. lol

[motzie]

Is she counting the grocery store parking lot incident?

[jssymom14]

Didn't she take them shopping just last week?

[nadasteph]

My MIL says shit like that too when we first walk in the door, like "oh, I'm so glad you made it here ok, it's been so long I was worried you wouldn't remember how to get here" as we walk in H's childhood home.

[jennysmitten]

OMG this thread is killing me, lol.

[HiC]

So the grandma who took them shopping last week was an imposter?

Multiple personalities, perhaps?

[fuckyourcouch]

she is insane!

[SKP82]

She sounds like a peach.

[flamingeaux]

I thought she just took them shopping not too long ago.

[laptopvixen]

Did she slip DS 1 some cashola? As this is what grandmothers should do?

[Kit]

She sounds delightful!

[meadowlark]

Wow, scorekeep much?

[gault]

How have you not purchased a shotgun yet?

[zitiqueen]

My grandma used to do that too. Finally I started going straight to the calendar to mark "Ziti was here" whenever I walked in. Just to save her the hassle of doing it herself.

[ECB]

"Oh, really? That's all? Darnit. I was SURE it had been longer. "