PLEASE, come cure me of my prejudice!

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i refused to eat this baby carrot because it looked funny. i also took a photo of it, ridiculed it, and threw it away in disgust.


it reminded me of the peen of "the scorpion", a male stripper i saw the one and only time i went to a male strip club. yes, it curved like that. i was horrified.

anyway, help cure me of my prejudice!

[saraandmichael]

omg, i once had a carrot that looked like a vagina.

eta: i kept the picture!

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Volunteer in a community garden. In the 'hood.

[Nicole]

lol!

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Aug 23, 2012 11:36:00 GMT -5 saraandmichael said:

omg, i once had a carrot that looked like a vagina.

soulmates! :heart:

[iamgrace]

Ew!

[fuckyourcouch]

i need an abbreviation/acronym to scrutinize!

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Also, this is a good place to confess my fear of plants.

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

I would have put it in my mouth like a smile, took a picture of myself, and sent it to Jason to annoy him.

[scotty]

Looks like a Cheeto, sort of.

It wasn't eaten because it wasn't perfect. So sad. I'll bet a starving person would have eaten it.

Did it work?

[laptopvixen]

Aug 23, 2012 11:35:27 GMT -5 cville said:

i refused to eat this baby carrot because it looked funny. i also took a photo of it, ridiculed it, and threw it away in disgust.


it reminded me of the peen of "the scorpion", a male stripper i saw the one and only time i went to a male strip club. yes, it curved like that. i was horrified.

anyway, help cure me of my prejudice!

You should find a farmer and apologize to them on behalf of your Kingdom Animalia.

[lightbulbsun]

Think of the soldiers. They're in the desert and they probably don't even have baby carrots.

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what if i can find a SIKH farmer to apologize to? ooh! any chance hoobs is sikh?

scotty, i feel ashamed now. but i still hate that carrot. my soul is decayed!

[Nicole]

yeah, cville. WHAT ABOUT THE STARVING CHILDREN, HUH?

[fuckyourcouch]

Aug 23, 2012 11:38:37 GMT -5 @booby said:

i would be on the lookout for other weird looking BCs.

[BC = baby carrot]

FINALLY!

i can't believe you used BC! carrots have nothing to do with birth control!

[Nicole]

Aug 23, 2012 11:38:37 GMT -5 @booby said:

i would be on the lookout for other weird looking BCs.

[BC = baby carrot]

I appreciate you clarifying your abbreviation and not to mislead any of us on what you truly meant.



edit: because I thought BC meant bent carrot.

[scotty]

The carrot makes me angry. IDK why.

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Aug 23, 2012 11:39:19 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Aug 23, 2012 11:38:37 GMT -5 @booby said:

i would be on the lookout for other weird looking BCs.

[BC = baby carrot]

FINALLY!

i can't believe you used BC! carrots have nothing to do with birth control!

[insert politically relevant reference here]

[nahoku]

I had one that looked like that yesterday! And I did not hesitate to eat it. I love finding funny shaped foods. Peanuts are the best - my grandpa used to save the weirdest looking ones and give them to me when I was little

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i really don't think i can eat BCs again. i am going to have to look for a new vegetable for my lunch.

[blahblah]

You know what ALWAYS look funny? Parsnips. It's not just a carrot thing. You shouldn't judge all carrots just because of one aspiring-crooked-peen reject. ANY ROOT VEGETABLE COULD COME OUT LOOKING WEIRD.

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sara, that's awesome! our carrots were MFEO.

[mamasaurus]

Aug 23, 2012 11:36:00 GMT -5 saraandmichael said:

omg, i once had a carrot that looked like a vagina.

eta: i kept the picture!

I like how even your dog is like, "WTF."

[saraandmichael]

Aug 23, 2012 11:42:57 GMT -5 cville said:

sara, that's awesome! our carrots were MFEO.

i also took a picture of it, ridiculed it and threw it in the trash.

no way could i eat that vagina carrot.

[Nicole]

Aug 23, 2012 11:42:57 GMT -5 cville said:

sara, that's awesome! our carrots were MFEO.

MFEO = mother fucking exchangeable oddities

in case anyone was wondering.

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Aug 23, 2012 11:47:12 GMT -5 Nicole said:

Aug 23, 2012 11:42:57 GMT -5 cville said:

sara, that's awesome! our carrots were MFEO.

MFEO = mother fucking exchangeable oddities

in case anyone was wondering.

lol!

i tried to photoshop my carrot into a picture with some soldiers, but then i remembered i don't have photoshop. HA.

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Aug 23, 2012 11:50:00 GMT -5 cjoy said:

If I saw that carrot on the street, I'd cross to the other side.

Best.