the cat thread on ml...

[NandaB]

Which is entertaining as fuck, by the way, is just reminding me how much I hate cats. Lol.

People are like- "my cat meows incessantly at 2 am while rubbing his butthole on my face, but I love him!!" Or "my cat poops on the couch and tries to eat my kids faces; that's our fluffy!"

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But seriously, go read the thread. There are cat gifs.

[dizzycooks]

Ew. I am not a cat person. That all sounds awful.

[andrewsgal]

I hate cats and DD and DH are allergic like bad. I don't let my dog run lose I don't want your cat out. I get you can't control outdoor cats then keep them in. My dog is no more likely to hurt anyone than a cat is. However I get it it's annoying to have dogs running around so why is it okay for cats?

[NandaB]

Oct 20, 2015 20:01:06 GMT -5 dizzycooks said:

Ew. I am not a cat person. That all sounds awful.

I feel like I need to clarify that nobody said those exact words, but you know, cats man

[cna]

One of my cats sometimes squirts poop when he's scared.

[melew]

My dislike of outdoor cats came out in that UO thread a few months back when I was pissed that our neighbor's cat would saunter into our yard and drive my dog up the wall and barking would ensue. You know, my dog that was minding his own business in his house. I was sort of appalled at the, "what am I supposed to do with my cat, control it?" Why yes, that would be great! Or I can send my dog over to your house. Either way.

[cna]

My cats are mostly inside but they do go outside and hang on the patio when it's nice out. They are too fat and lazy to bother going outside of the fence or they wouldn't go outside at all.

[jensriot]

I love that thread. Hilarious.

[momin2013]

Yeah, I read it for a bit yesterday, not sure what interesting turns it's taken since then. I don't get the cat love, either; I am decidedly not a cat person, though.

[Kcthepouchh8r]

That was fun for a while but got way too serious.

[Deleted]

My early fffc is I'm not a cat person anymore. I had a good run with some of the best kitties ever but after dealing with a high needs shelter cat that was adopted to me without full disclosure of his health issues and then spending tons of money and the constants clean up and misery, and now having a cat that we joke hates us, I am done with cats. I am totally committed of course as a pet owner and will continue caring for our last cat, but I am sooooo done after this. I guess cats are like people, some are great and some not so much. Our cat seriously only comes around if we have food and like never cuddled up when I'm sick and doesn't even look happy to see me like my former cats. Wilted.