OMG, so BORED. Tell me a story or something

[mrs.jacinthe]

and make this day go by faster. I'm dying here and its only noon!

(ETA - I very nearly just wrote that I'm "drying" here. So now here I sit, trying to figure out what funny puns could go with that typo annnnnnd I got nothing. *sigh*)

[pumpkin]

I've got nothing! But did want to let you know that I too am sitting here watching the clock move at the speed of a slug....

[kaylie]

We keep finding stupid crap wrong with our house. H went to change out our front hallway light fixture last night and discovered that the popcorn that had been removed from the ceilings was still alive and well in the spot covered by the fixture. What kind of lazy idiot doesn't take down the light fixture!?

Anyway, he showed it to me when I go home from drinks with friends. I was tipsy and decided I'd see if I could scrape it. I got out the water bottle, sprayed and scraped and it came right off. I felt pretty good about 20 minutes of semi-drunken work. I probably shouldn't have been up on a ladder, though.

[emoflamingo]

I THINK THEY BLOCKED PINTEREST AT WORK.

Someone get me a fainting couch.

[pitterwoo]

Aug 24, 2012 14:48:27 GMT -5 emoflamingo said:

I THINK THEY BLOCKED PINTEREST AT WORK.

Someone get me a fainting couch.

via Pinterest

[emoflamingo]

Aug 24, 2012 15:10:09 GMT -5 pitterwoo said:

Aug 24, 2012 14:48:27 GMT -5 emoflamingo said:

I THINK THEY BLOCKED PINTEREST AT WORK.

Someone get me a fainting couch.

via Pinterest

Take it back, I can access it again. It's weird. I don't get on there often, but today it has been sporadically giving me the "filtered" page. Of course, some of the ads on proboards are filtered too haha.

[annadala]

Last week my four year old nephew, who we call The Viking because he's so rough and tumble non-stop, was in the bath and told my SIL "Mommy, I have a surprise for you!" then he pushed his little weewee down and let it, uh, bounce back and exclaimed "Look! A Jack in the Box!"

I've been laughing at that for DAYS.

[emjacobs]

Here read this: pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=ml&action=display&thread=41946

You are welcome.

[mrs.jacinthe]

Aug 24, 2012 16:41:48 GMT -5 annadala said:

Last week my four year old nephew, who we call The Viking because he's so rough and tumble non-stop, was in the bath and told my SIL "Mommy, I have a surprise for you!" then he pushed his little weewee down and let it, uh, bounce back and exclaimed "Look! A Jack in the Box!"

I've been laughing at that for DAYS.

OMG! That's the kind of thing that'll come back to haunt you at your wedding or something. Awesome. LOL