I WISH one of us could sleep elsewhere. Every time I've tried DH gets all butthurt that we're "not sharing our marital bed." THEN STOP SNORING IN MY FACE.
Oh, mine snores too. He happily sleeps on the sofa and apologizes, but it's super annoying that he hasn't tried to fix it.
And I can hear him from the sofa!
I came home at 11:30 last night from a girls night out, and I could hear DH snoring as soon as I opened the front door. You know, the one on the opposite end of the house.
He is constantly using the wrong word. Which, fine, everyone has brain farts, but then he gets all butthurt if I don't know what he's talking about.
Example: He dropped something on the ground, and commented "Oh, I threw that on the ground." And I didn't see it happen, so I'm all "WTF?! Why'd you throw something on the ground?" And he gets annoyed and says "You know what I mean." NO I DON"T! WORDS HAVE MEANING!!
He cleans too goddam much. As in you can't leave a dish or cup out without him washing it and putting it away, even if there was food/drink on it and you weren't done. Can't get up from the couch and blanket to go pee bc when you get back the blanket is folded. So annoying
My sister does this. Having her as a house guest for 3 weeks last year was challenging.
Apparently it's impossible for him to rinse a dish and put it in the dishwasher. I'm not talking hand washing dishes or anything strenuous (ha) like that, just legit rinsing and loading a damn plate. The 2yo and 9yo can do it! Why can't he!?
The 30 minute poops. It's most annoying when he takes one and then showers/gets dressed because the whole thing will take 90 minutes while I'm left getting both kids to finish breakfast and getting dressed.
Post by starburst604 on Nov 8, 2015 20:41:14 GMT -5
He sucks at time management, is never on time. Trying to get someplace when we HAVE to be on time is so freaking stressful for me. I am on edge the whole lead up to leaving the house and struggle so bad to not be a bitch because that makes it even worse. On Saturday we had a Christmas mini session scheduled, and no wiggle room to be even a few minutes late. I refused to tell him what time our session was, just what time we needed to leave ( I left a 30 minute cushion in case we got lost, and to change the baby into her dress when we got there). He just can't fathom getting someplace with time to spare. He thinks he needs only exactly the time it will take to drive someplace, doesn't figure in parking or anything else, and ALWAYS needs to stop at Dunks for a coffee on the way. RAGE.
Ditto a lot of these. In addition, he puts things away that are almost empty. Like a container of pringles w/ one chip left. Eat it or throw it away. Don't put away one chip! He also leaves one square of toilet paper on the roll and won't change it because "there is some left" - aka leaving it for you to change.
I WISH one of us could sleep elsewhere. Every time I've tried DH gets all butthurt that we're "not sharing our marital bed." THEN STOP SNORING IN MY FACE.
[br I cried the day we threw out the twin bed to make room for the crib in the nursery. That bed was my savior. My H gets his feelings hurt if I sleep elsewhere too but IDGAF. If I had another option, I'd be there every night. My only choice is to use earplugs now, which I hate doing because I'm afraid I won't hear my toddler if she cries in the night. The other day H shook me to tell me the baby was crying and I had no idea
He cleans too goddam much. As in you can't leave a dish or cup out without him washing it and putting it away, even if there was food/drink on it and you weren't done. Can't get up from the couch and blanket to go pee bc when you get back the blanket is folded. So annoying
Omg this is my husband. It makes me want to strangle him. Exactly the same. Drinks and blanket!
He could never commit a crime because he leaves a trail in whatever he does. Drawers and cabinets open, towel on the floor, crumbs on the counter. If he puts DD to bed he leaves her clothes in the hallway. Stuff like that. It drives me crazy and is probably the only really annoying thing he does so I figure I'm lucky. He does the dishes every night so I guess it balances out!
Bahaha this is me. DH calls it the trail of mcfelix. He always can tell where I've been in the house since I leave a trail.
Ditto a lot of these. In addition, he puts things away that are almost empty. Like a container of pringles w/ one chip left. Eat it or throw it away. Don't put away one chip! He also leaves one square of toilet paper on the roll and won't change it because "there is some left" - aka leaving it for you to change.
DH does this too. I can't tell you how many times I've say down to eat ice cream after a long day, only to find there are 2 tbsp left in the container. Same for chips, yogurt, and pizza. I think he leaves a tiny bit left so he doesn't think he's eaten the whole container, even though he clearly has.
He could never commit a crime because he leaves a trail in whatever he does. Drawers and cabinets open, towel on the floor, crumbs on the counter. If he puts DD to bed he leaves her clothes in the hallway. Stuff like that. It drives me crazy and is probably the only really annoying thing he does so I figure I'm lucky. He does the dishes every night so I guess it balances out!
Bahaha this is me. DH calls it the trail of mcfelix. He always can tell where I've been in the house since I leave a trail.
That is so surprising! I never would have guessed that you're one of them
Doesn't respond when I ask him to do something. Then when I ask if he heard me he is exasperated and annoyed. Just nod your head or grunt or something!
Otherwise I am the annoying one to live with. Poor dh.
Nothing ends up IN the receptacle it should be in. Clothes are next to the hamper, dishes are left wherever he ate what was on them-never rinsed to make dishes easier, trash is left on the counter. Or sometimes he'll be taking off clothes as he walks though the house and there is a trail of clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts.
Complains about being fat, but does nothing about it.
He doesn't clear the microwave when he is finished and there is still time left.
Non-mom who saw on latest (on the app) & needed to commiserate Even worse, he sometimes doesn't cover his food with a paper towel & leaves food splatters, argh!! "I was going to clean it up after I ate, because I wanted to eat while my food was hot! I left the time on the microwave to remind me, but must have forgotten..." KILL.