Another socially awkward moment.

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Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:45:42 GMT -5 iamgrace, agnes, and 30 more like this

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Brought to you by coffee.

So, I think I'm really funny when I'm on coffee, way more than usual. I also have a habit in situations of casual convo with virtual strangers of hee-haw laughter, or making this weird sucked in HAerrrr sound, that gets suddenly loud, and then everyone gets quiet.

So, today, someone asked me about grades, he was this cute young thing who knows me not well, and just uses me for info because he doesn't pay attention. I started to make conversation, and it was going alright, pretty normal, I was super jazzed in that creepy married cougar way, until I said something like, and really, inappropriately for what we were discussing, loud, like, "Good for you!", then I panicked about how to end the conversation normally, so I choked, and I did a weird wink, that looked more like an eye spasm (and actually hurt?) and the "HAerrrr" laugh. I felt my nostrils flare. I immediately stopped smiling, and just stared, and he made that, "Wtf..." face people make at people who are touched, and I turned on my heel and, instead of just saying bye, I did a weird, deformed backward wave above my head, and swung my lanyard over my shoulder, like a fancy businessman taking a drink out of a drinking fountain.

I would be so f*cked if I was dating. I would honestly pick up a World of Warcraft stamp-collecting man who builds robots in his closet for fun.

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miso Elder Posts: 10,840 Likes: 51,674	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:48:14 GMT -5 iamgrace, loonylunalovegood, and 24 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by miso on Nov 10, 2015 19:48:14 GMT -5 Someone here recently called you a national treasure. And I agree with that statement. [/weird eye-spasm wink]
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scottyderp Full Member Posts: 4,164 Likes: 8,522	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:50:44 GMT -5 iamgrace, jenny1980, and 10 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scottyderp on Nov 10, 2015 19:50:44 GMT -5 Nov 10, 2015 19:47:57 GMT -5 luschek said: Oh. Oh dear. WHO ARE YOU
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honeychai Full Member Posts: 1,829 Likes: 1,119	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:53:15 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by honeychai on Nov 10, 2015 19:53:15 GMT -5 I dig it. All of it.
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marylennox Full Member Posts: 3,886 Likes: 1,540	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:57:34 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by marylennox on Nov 10, 2015 19:57:34 GMT -5 At least you got a good story out of it?
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flex Elder Posts: 19,983 Likes: 22,969	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 19:59:36 GMT -5 kevin arnold, mockingbird, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flex on Nov 10, 2015 19:59:36 GMT -5 He probably hurried over to his own version of ML Man Board and dished about your nostril flaring.
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Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 20:03:05 GMT -5 flex, sofamonkey, and 6 more like this

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Nov 10, 2015 19:59:36 GMT -5 flex said:

He probably hurried over to his own version of ML Man Board and dished about your nostril flaring.

I wonder if they use a numbered chart for nostril classification.

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Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 20:39:35 GMT -5 via mobile flex, scottyderp, and 1 more like this

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Nov 10, 2015 19:48:14 GMT -5 miso said:

Someone here recently called you a national treasure.

And I agree with that statement.

[/weird eye-spasm wink]

I know I've said it, and this story proves that I've never been more right in my life.

Scotty. You are the sunshine of my life.

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spankswife Senior Member Posts: 6,099 Likes: 4,113	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 20:39:17 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spankswife on Nov 10, 2015 20:39:17 GMT -5 Lmao! I'm sorry. Your description is hilarious. Hopefully it wasn't as bad as it seems.
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oliveyou Full Member Posts: 1,144 Likes: 785	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 20:47:12 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by oliveyou on Nov 10, 2015 20:47:12 GMT -5 Omg. I snorted when I read this.
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flex Elder Posts: 19,983 Likes: 22,969	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 20:48:08 GMT -5 sofamonkey, Eagles, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by flex on Nov 10, 2015 20:48:08 GMT -5 I pulled a nostril muscle when I tried to flare it.
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textbookcase Senior Member Posts: 9,129 Likes: 6,253	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 22:13:56 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by textbookcase on Nov 10, 2015 22:13:56 GMT -5 I am shaking-laughing. God, I love you.
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fezzik Full Member Posts: 2,273 Likes: 3,119	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 22:18:32 GMT -5 flex and scottyderp like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fezzik on Nov 10, 2015 22:18:32 GMT -5 Lol, you have a way with words. I love reading your posts, they're my favorite.
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agnes Elder werd. Posts: 18,523 Likes: 13,522	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 22:29:44 GMT -5 via mobile flex, scottyderp, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by agnes on Nov 10, 2015 22:29:44 GMT -5 Scotty, you really do have a way with words.
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fryjack2 Elder Posts: 14,658 Likes: 18,525	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 22:38:51 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fryjack2 on Nov 10, 2015 22:38:51 GMT -5 I need to read about your next encounter with this guy. I'm sorry for the awkwardness, but happy to be entertained yet again by your idiosyncrasies
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lilac05 Elder Posts: 18,865 Likes: 17,014	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 22:43:03 GMT -5 scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lilac05 on Nov 10, 2015 22:43:03 GMT -5 Two good examples of how to tell a story in one night!
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lostrn Full Member Posts: 2,202 Likes: 1,097	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 23:04:56 GMT -5 via mobile scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lostrn on Nov 10, 2015 23:04:56 GMT -5 Nov 10, 2015 22:13:56 GMT -5 textbookcase said: I am shaking-laughing. God, I love you. this is me right now. What a great bedtime story. Thanks
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Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 23:10:32 GMT -5 iamgrace, cville, and 1 more like this

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Oh god, I hate when you feel yourself about to make that laughing/braying/inappropriate choking noise and it's like an out of body experience and you can't stop it and everything just goes bad. Not that I do that or anything

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pumpkin Senior Member Posts: 7,733 Likes: 3,015	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 10, 2015 23:23:16 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pumpkin on Nov 10, 2015 23:23:16 GMT -5 I'm so sorry for your awkward moment, but you're awesome. Please never change
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sugarbear Elder Posts: 11,818 Likes: 8,695	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 11, 2015 0:04:50 GMT -5 scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sugarbear on Nov 11, 2015 0:04:50 GMT -5 Nah. He's totally telling this story to his friends right now and thumping his chest because he now thinks you have the hots for him.
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nsuhomer Junior Member Posts: 575 Likes: 254	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 11, 2015 0:37:30 GMT -5 scottyderp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nsuhomer on Nov 11, 2015 0:37:30 GMT -5 I am having the suckiest day, and this made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
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scottyderp Full Member Posts: 4,164 Likes: 8,522	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 11, 2015 18:42:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scottyderp on Nov 11, 2015 18:42:25 GMT -5 Nov 10, 2015 23:23:16 GMT -5 pumpkin said: I'm so sorry for your awkward moment, but you're awesome. Please never change Oh, I totally can't. It's getting worse.
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scottyderp Full Member Posts: 4,164 Likes: 8,522	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 11, 2015 18:42:50 GMT -5 nicbreeful likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by scottyderp on Nov 11, 2015 18:42:50 GMT -5 Nov 10, 2015 23:20:42 GMT -5 nicbreeful said: I dunno.. I'd probably date you. This legitimately made my day.
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roadbananas Full Member Wegmans, where the raviolis are Posts: 1,277 Likes: 777	Another socially awkward moment. Nov 11, 2015 20:39:37 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roadbananas on Nov 11, 2015 20:39:37 GMT -5 I needed this laugh.
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Another socially awkward moment.

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