One of my houseguests won't leave. I think I'm gonna

[memenee]

What exactly do you mean by won't leave?

[textbookcase]

I read the title of this post as, "one of my houseplants won't live, I think I'm gonna die" and I thought you were being a tad dramatic. Turns out, I'm just an idiot. I'm sorry your guest will not leave. Run far, far away!

[FastHands]

Nov 21, 2015 18:52:22 GMT -5 memenee said:

What exactly do you mean by won't leave?

Lingerers. You've never had them?

[Deleted]

Can you say something ::very brightly:: along the lines of "Thank you so much for coming! We enjoyed your visit but now I need to go to XYZ. Let me walk you out."

[flex]

You mean you've asked them to leave and they won't, or you've said nothing--hoping they'll take a hint?

[moolarkey]

I'm so glad you were able to come over, let me get your jackets - or leftover bear - or whatever...

My ILs were the worst lingerers I have ever seen. I've never seen anyone as bad as they were.

[Rainyday]

Tell them you're out of weed.

[moolarkey]

Nov 21, 2015 18:58:14 GMT -5 aeg511 said:

Nov 21, 2015 18:57:10 GMT -5 moolarkey said:

I'm so glad you were able to come over, let me get your jackets - or leftover bear - or whatever...

My ILs were the worst lingerers I have ever seen. I've never seen anyone as bad as they were.

Does leftover bear reheat well?

ha ha - if you pour a little leftover beer on your leftover bear it's really amazing!

[pantsparty]

How rude!

[cinderbella]

Ew. What a dick.

[Deleted]

I would be on the phone to tell them to turn their asses around and come get him otherwise I would stuff him in an Uber and he would meet them there.

[memenee]

Nov 21, 2015 18:53:59 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Nov 21, 2015 18:52:22 GMT -5 memenee said:

What exactly do you mean by won't leave?

Lingerers. You've never had them?

No! Never! I'm very bossy with my house guests.

[Aquatica]

Nov 21, 2015 19:00:30 GMT -5 happywife said:

Cousin and her BF already left for the hotel. Left the brother behind. It's too late. I'm angry the Saturday night I envisioned for myself is not gonna happen.

Wtf? Can you call to have someone come get his ass? That's BS and rude, especially if they left him without asking. Even if cousin and BF want to bang, assuming they were sharing the hotel with brother, not ok.

[cinderbella]

I would be having a very loud-whisper conversation in the bedroom with my husband about how he either drives his ass to the hotel or calls his cousin to come get him.

[elleblue]

Nov 21, 2015 19:07:56 GMT -5 happywife said:

I'm trying not to be a bitch because it's not my fam. I'm mad at my husband for not having the guts to tell them no,

Yeah, if I were put in this situation my ire would definitely be laser focused on my H for not holding his family to the original plans. Outside of an emergency circumstance of some kind, there is no reason for this b.s.. 

[cville]

Tell him he has to go because your husband is CLEARLY going to be sleeping in the guest room for a few days.

[mariafromnj]

He just stayed, on hell no! That sucks.
I would have told him that you had plans and sent him packing with the others.

[elleblue]

So did they just not want to pay for a second hotel room for the brother? Why did they think leaving younger cousin was okay?

[10nille]

So, is this brother related to your H or just the cousin? I'm feeling sorry for this guy to be dumped by them when they went to the hotel. Not as sorry as pissed for you having to have a clingon in your home.

[captainobvious]

Dude, come to my house we have booze and edibles.

[cinderbella]

Nov 21, 2015 21:32:14 GMT -5 happywife said:

And I just put Elf on. If you live in central OC and want some free pot and a movie, PM me your phone number.

We just watched it. Best movie ever.