Woman makes bread from vagina

[emilyj]

My H found this, and showed it to me, saying "Here.  I know you're going to want to share this with your board."  Be mad at him, not me.  Click the link for the tweet images.  And also the amazing hashtag: #cuntsourdough 

Feminist blogger boldly makes bread with yeast from her own vagina


This post describes making food out of bodily secretions. Proceed with caution. You've been warned.

There are thousands of recipes for sourdough bread out there. While they require microscopic fungus for leavening, none of them — surprisingly — mean that kind of yeast.

So feminist blogger Zoe Stavri got inventive and came up with a new recipe for sourdough bread that uses — ahem — her own yeast.

Stavri live-tweeted the experience and provided photographic evidence of her sourdough starter along the way. On her blog, she responds to horrified commenters that the process is no more disgusting than, say, making your own salami — or making regular sourdough, for that matter.

Chefs chimed in; some argued “yeast is yeast.”

Others were skeptical to say the least.

Stavri, who tweets under the handle “Another angry woman,” says in her blog post that she'll be periodically posting updates about the bread — at time of writing, the starter was still fermenting.

[emisi]

Ew. You're supposed to TREAT yeast infections, not make bread from them.

So... is this the new "when life gives you lemons"? When life gives you a yeast infection, make bread.

[5thofjuly]

Rogue brewery has a "beard beer" made of yeast from their brewmaster's beard. So there's that.

[YeahSure]

*Running off to puke*

[Nonny]

[summer]

No.

[bimbi284]

No.

[elleblue]

First, proper sourdough bread needs a mother to start. Second, no.

[creamsiclechica]

This shit right here is why it's hard to trust a potluck dinner.

[orriskitten]

Just... No. Why?!

[josieposy]

She will be "periodically posting updates..."


Nice word choice there.

[Michelle]

Um. When I am battling a yeast infection I tell DH I am baking bread. It is a joke and is meant to stay that way.

[cap]

Some people will do anything for clicks.

[omgzombies]

[skwcm80]

Why? How does someone make that leap?

[iammalcolmx]

You white people need to hold an emergency meeting.

[pixy0stix]

I hate everyone.

[jeaniebueller]

[Aquatica]

Nov 24, 2015 2:11:15 GMT -5 Nonny said:

This. I regret clicking.

[jeaniebueller]

From her blog:

It probably doesn’t matter that my sourdough may or may not contain any actual vaginal yeast. The very idea of it seems to horrify people more than enough. I suppose it’s a similar socially-constructed disgust that leaves a whole bunch of people repulsed by the idea of licking a pussy. Even the mere idea of a tiny trace of pussy in a massive loaf of bread is sufficiently vile.

[jojoandleo]

Nov 24, 2015 8:56:44 GMT -5 jeaniebueller said:

From her blog:

It probably doesn’t matter that my sourdough may or may not contain any actual vaginal yeast. The very idea of it seems to horrify people more than enough. I suppose it’s a similar socially-constructed disgust that leaves a whole bunch of people repulsed by the idea of licking a pussy. Even the mere idea of a tiny trace of pussy in a massive loaf of bread is sufficiently vile.

Well, I also wouldn't want to eat bread with semen in it, but I have no problem sucking dick, so, I don't think she's making the point she thinks she is...

[shauni27]

no. fucking no.



NO!

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

This fucking dipshit. No, I don't wanna eat your infection bread because I don't generally enjoy putting shit in my mouth that should be eradicated with Monistat instead of smeared with jelly, NOT because I have some cunnilingus aversion. But, way to completely miss the point.

[wambam]

GO TO THE CORNER incogneato

Look, I am all for vaginas being natural and beautiful and they come in all shapes and sizes and they're lovely. But I do not want to eat food with human secretions in it. That does not make me anti-feminist. It doesn't make me anti-man to reject an English muffin buttered with jizz, either.

[jojoandleo]

And can I just say, it is shit like this that makes women all, "I'm not a feminist." JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOUR INFECTION BREAD DOESN'T MEAN I HATE PUSSY!

[fuckyourcouch]

This is vile and has absolutely nothing to do with feminism.

[Deleted]

Is there a shortage of yeast? No? Then why the mother fuck is this information she needs to share?

[blink]

Nope. Just nope.

[irene adler]

Everyone needs a hobby

[emilyj]

My H was sitting in the other room last night yelling "It's the new form of 'eat local'!!!"