Stories from back in the day.

[scottyderp]

Do you have any random stories from college/after high school years that are interesting/gross/crazy/random, etc? 

The microwaving lobster made me think of this douchey kid that lived on my floor who would microwave ground beef and eat it.  He'd just slap it on the plate right out of the package and microwave over and over and it would get that brown water around it, and it remained in those hard grind lines.  He'd cover it with ketchup, etc.  I honestly am fighting puke right now.

[sallywalker]

I seriously just gagged.

[eb777888]

Me, H and FIL went to a salad bar in 2005 and he mixed his jello with ham cubes. I was so grossed out. I was like "do....you realize what's happening there??" He likes weird combinations I learned.

[sallywalker]

In college I lived with my two best friends. Myself and friend ended up in a dishes standoff with other friend. By the time she caved and did the dishes, there were maggots in the sink.

[miso]

Why did I come in here?

I hate you all.

[MrsPotatohead]

One time my MIL was baking salmon... and forgot it in the oven for like 3 hours. She still served it to us.

[sallywalker]

Nov 24, 2015 19:37:42 GMT -5 MrsPotatohead said:

One time my MIL was baking salmon... and forgot it in the oven for like 3 hours. She still served it to us.

What?? Was it completely burnt?? How do you serve this?

[chimera]

Our one friend would eat for $1 any random combo the other guys came up with at the end of lunch. It was gross.

[MrsPotatohead]

Nov 24, 2015 19:38:53 GMT -5 sallywalker said:

Nov 24, 2015 19:37:42 GMT -5 MrsPotatohead said:

One time my MIL was baking salmon... and forgot it in the oven for like 3 hours. She still served it to us.

What?? Was it completely burnt?? How do you serve this?

It wasn't burnt, so maybe the oven was low (not like she was broiling it), but any moisture that had been in it was looooong gone.

[Deleted]

I drove a friend to meet his 'guy' and got jumped. Guns and all. Left a dude in the woods.

[wambam]

My freshmen roommate used to buy frozen chicken tenders and she'd microwave them with Hooter's wing sauce. I hated her for it until she offered me some and it was effing delicious.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Nov 24, 2015 19:40:46 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

I drove a friend to meet his 'guy' and got jumped. Guns and all. Left a dude in the woods.

One of these things is not like the other.

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 19:40:46 GMT -5 @kittensandkazoozles said:

WTF!  Glad you're alright!

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 19:32:26 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Me, H and FIL went to a salad bar in 2005 and he mixed his jello with ham cubes. I was so grossed out. I was like "do....you realize what's happening there??" He likes weird combinations I learned.

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 19:47:52 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Holy shet!

[scottyderp]

Overcook bone broth sometime. It makes your house smell like a corpse.

[elleblue]

Nevermind, I see these stories are all food related. lol

Someday, when it's more appropriate, I'll tell you all the story. 

[scottyderp]

Omg, I did not expect all of these crimes.

/wraps you all in awkward, smelly hug

[mekia]

A couple of friends and I almost got charged with fleeing the border. $10k fine each person.

[lilafowler]

I have too many.

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL.

This thread started like, "this one time I ate cherry pop tarts that were a little burned!" and segued into "I did heroin in the back of a Winnebago!"

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 19:54:15 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

I have too many.

I'm ready.

[lilafowler]

Nov 24, 2015 19:54:37 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

LOL.

This thread started like, "this one time I ate cherry pop tarts that were a little burned!" and segued into "I did heroin in the back of a Winnebago!"

Mine tend towards the Winnebago end of things.
Omg my crack story! Lol

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 19:54:37 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

LOL.

This thread started like, "this one time I ate cherry pop tarts that were a little burned!" and segued into "I did heroin in the back of a Winnebago!"

hahaha!

[dojo]

A guy lived in our all-girl house one year. He drank coke morning noon and night and never ate fruits and vegetables. He was constantly sick. He invited two of his high school girl friends to come for halloween weekend. One girl "lost" her underwear and accused me and my other girl roommates of stealing it. Umm.. yuck and umm.. no.

Another roommate would reward herself for studying hard by playing her guitar... at 4 in the morning. When I would knock on her door she would pretend to be asleep. Then she let her boyfriend move in with us for free and was so obnoxious that another roommate called the cops and told them we had a squatter. The police came and told him to vamoose. That made for a very awkward time between us roommates.

[hisno1girl]

Nov 24, 2015 19:54:37 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

LOL.

This thread started like, "this one time I ate cherry pop tarts that were a little burned!" and segued into "I did heroin in the back of a Winnebago!"

...and snorted coke off his dick!

[Moe]

There was this time that I had the brilliant idea of eating raw oatmeal.

Made sense at the time.

[lexxasaurus]

The last hitchhiker I picked up was just released from jail for attempted murder. I was young and he looked like he'd have drugs I wanted to score.

I feel like I need to think of a food related story too.

[scottyderp]

Nov 24, 2015 20:05:39 GMT -5 lexxasaurus said:

The last hitchhiker I picked up was just released from jail for attempted murder. I was young and he looked like he'd have drugs I wanted to score.

I feel like I need to think of a food related story too.

Listen, bathtub eatin', you're making me nervous.

[lexxasaurus]

Nov 24, 2015 20:06:52 GMT -5 scottyderp said:

Nov 24, 2015 20:05:39 GMT -5 lexxasaurus said:

The last hitchhiker I picked up was just released from jail for attempted murder. I was young and he looked like he'd have drugs I wanted to score.

I feel like I need to think of a food related story too.

Listen, bathtub eatin', you're making me nervous.

I feel like I need to clarify that I don't bring full five course meals! I used to get drunk and take hot salt baths after workouts and eat gummy bears and stuff! Ha.