ATTENTION #ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies is trending

[iammalcolmx]

And it is hilarious

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[cville]

This has occupied my last 10 minutes at work.


I mean, I'm crying about the picture of the guy on the phone with "when your cousin with warrants take the last piece of sweet potato pie" (I can't figure out how to quote).

My family is white as all get out, but it reminded me of when my aunt once dropped that my uncle (her brother) was divorcing when she saw him headed for the last bit of my grandmother's famous stuffing.

[orangeblossom]

It is hilarious. iammalcolmx have you seen ThanksgivingClapBack? Hilarious.

[ChillyMcFreeze]

Nov 25, 2015 11:14:08 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

It is hilarious. @iammalcomx have you seen ThanksgivingClapsBack? Hilarious.

DH and I were cackling over these last night. 

[debatethis]

I saw this yesterday (can't get a good screen shot, so it's a C&P)

November 23 at 7:20pm · ·

White People Thanksgiving Dinner

Turkey
Stuffing
Gravy
Cranberry Sauce (w/ the cranberries in it)
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Green Bean Casserole
Rolls
Congealed Salad
Pumpkin Pie

Total Amount Of Attendants: 4-10 people (Not including dogs and cats that sit at the table)

Black People Thanksgiving Dinner

Smoked Turkey
Fried Turkey
Fried Chicken
Catfish
Roast Beef
Chitterlings
Ham
Honey Baked Ham
Country Ham
Ribs
Dressing (w/ Turkey baked in it)
Giblet Gray (w/ eggs and some mo in it)
Jellied Cranberry Sauce
Turnip Greens
Collard Greens
Mustard Greens
Mixed Greens
Boiled Okra
Fried Okra
Cabbage
Green Beans
Baked Mac n Cheese
Black Eyed Peas
Broccoli Rice Casserole
Sweet Potato Casserole
Candied Yams
Carrot Soufflé
Potato Salad
Tuna Salad
Tossed Salad
Pasta Salad
Spaghetti
Lasagna
Shrimp
Crab Legs
Fettuccine Alfredo
Gumbo
Deviled Eggs
Rotel Cheese Dip
Corn Bread
Hot Water Cornbread
Rolls
Butter Rolls
Sweet Potato Pie
All Of The Sold Out Patty Labelle Pies
Pecan Pie
Egg Pie
Chess Pie
Chocolate Pie
Peach Cobbler
Punch Bowl Cake
Banana Pudding
Lemon Cake
Pound Cake
Red Velvet Cake
Cheesecake
German Chocolate Cake
Caramel Cake
Yellow Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Carrot Cake
Sock-It-To-Me Cake
King's Hawaiian Savory Butter Rolls
Fry Bread
Enchiladas
Cous Cous
Strudel
Pho
Popcorn shrimp
Shrimp kabob
Fried shrimp
Pineapple shrimp
Shrimp and grits
Shrimp and gravy
Birthday Cake
Bean Pies
Little Debbie's
Pot Pies
Dirty Rice
Ravioli
Pig Feet
Hog Maws
Cotto Salami
Jalapeño Poppers
Cottage Cheese
Old Halloween candy
Egg Foo Yung
Snipe
Trout
Vienna Sausage
Potted meats
Saltine crackers
Sardines
Ramen noodles
Taco salad
Salisbury steak
Hot pockets
Pickles
Frito Pies
Watermelon
Hot Dog Casserole
Pork Rinds
Broccoli & Cheese Casserole
Spaghetti
Spaghetti-Os
Black Licorice
Hamburger Helper
Chocolate Covered Raisins
Hot Cheetos
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Guacamole
Fondant
Ranch Style Beans
Lil Smokies
Kool-Aid
Cases of Knockoff Soda
Seagram's Gin
Crown Royal
Bud Ice

Total Amount Of Attendants: Anybody who likes Seasoning Salt and a 18 minute prayer over the food

[orangeblossom]

How do you post pics of tweets?  Do you just have to do a screen shot??

[wawa]

Nov 25, 2015 11:25:41 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

I posted these 2 pics in Tuesday randoms. Both of them represent me. I swear we use 6 rolls of foil during Thanksgiving. I'm all about that collard lyfe.

that fridge picture is my house.  OMG.  The best sound is around 10 the next morning when you hear foil crinkling and you know it's time for some turkey sandwiches and whatever other leftovers you wanna microwave.

[wawa]

Nov 25, 2015 11:26:37 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

How do you post pics of tweets?  Do you just have to do a screen shot??

eta: proboards is integrated with twitter.  Just copy in the direct tweet link and it'll do it for you. 

Also this was my LIFE when I was a kid.  I just gave my cousin shit about how he used to break all my toys and ruin all my shit on FB a few weeks ago when he claimed that he was some sort of little angel.  BULLSHIT. 

[orangeblossom]

www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2015/11/when_your_family_drives_you_crazy_on_thanksgiving_just_pull_out_something.html

[orangeblossom]

wawa Thank you.

So I just copy the link, and post it in a post and it'll do it. I don't have to do any special pasting thing with the pic or video? I swear I'm not slow, but it seems like when I tried just copying the link it didn't work.

ETA: Nevermind, I got it.  Thanks again.

[orangeblossom]

[wawa]

Nov 25, 2015 11:33:43 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

wawa Thank you.

So I just copy the link, and post it in a post and it'll do it. I don't have to do any special pasting thing with the pic or video? I swear I'm not slow, but it seems like when I tried just copying the link it didn't work.

it has to be the direct link.  Like, when you click on the three little circles and choose "link to this tweet".  And then yeah, you just stick it in the post.  That's what I just did above.

Maybe doesn't work on mobile or something?  I've only ever done it from a computer.

[omgzombies]

Yes I need screen shots! I don't twitter.

[orangeblossom]

Nov 25, 2015 11:36:42 GMT -5 wawa said:

Nov 25, 2015 11:33:43 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

wawa Thank you.

So I just copy the link, and post it in a post and it'll do it. I don't have to do any special pasting thing with the pic or video? I swear I'm not slow, but it seems like when I tried just copying the link it didn't work.

it has to be the direct link.  Like, when you click on the three little circles and choose "link to this tweet".  And then yeah, you just stick it in the post.  That's what I just did above.

Maybe doesn't work on mobile or something?  I've only ever done it from a computer.

Thanks.  I was doing it wrong at first.  User error!

[orangeblossom]

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[orangeblossom]

Nov 25, 2015 11:36:20 GMT -5 omgzombies said:

Yes I need screen shots! I don't twitter.

I don't either, but you can go to twitter and search for the above hasthags and they'll come up.

[omgzombies]

Nov 25, 2015 11:40:22 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

Nov 25, 2015 11:36:20 GMT -5 omgzombies said:

Yes I need screen shots! I don't twitter.

I don't either, but you can go to twitter and search for the above hasthags and they'll come up.

  Can we just pretend I'm super old, and that's the reason I didn't know that?

[NewOrleans]

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[sunshine608]

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This is my fave. But I'm a sweet tea addict.

[skwcm80]

Nov 25, 2015 11:14:08 GMT -5 orangeblossom said:

It is hilarious. iammalcolmx have you seen ThanksgivingClapBack? Hilarious.

That hashtag is amazing. 

[iammalcolmx]

debatethis. I am sitting at an airport bar HOWLING and embarrassing the shit out of myself at what you posted.

 

[thejackpot]

These are hilarious. I was hollering last night. Universal and funny as hell.

[wawa]

Nov 25, 2015 12:15:31 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

The grandma one slayed me cause that is my grandma. Mama Fif! Fif! Brother Fif! Uncle Fif! Why won't somebody take me home? I am ready to go home now.

Mind you this kicks in right when the stories and jokes and fun stuff starts happening and nobody wants to break away to take grandma home.

this is why we have thanksgiving next door to my granny's house these days.  Ever since her health started going downhill she's always too ready to leave.  Fine, get out, old bat.  Party doesn't start till you and your side-eye split anyway. 

[wawa]

Nov 25, 2015 12:19:33 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

Y'all see the fixing the plate one?! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I wouldn't have understood that one if it weren't for CEP. 

[redwino]

I love these and will be using all my data to cackle on our 4 hour trip. The white Kappa made my morning.

[annieblah]

Nov 25, 2015 12:19:33 GMT -5 1234FIF! said:

Y'all see the fixing the plate one?! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I haven't gotten there but 3 so far of keeping one eye open to watch for that mfer who steals. Who takes food off some one's plate??

[goldiehaze]

I died when I saw this!

[downtoearth]

This one was hilarious... "forgot about Jesus"!

[annieblah]

[annieblah]

Omg. This board taught me this is a thing