Uh oh, I have to kill H now.

[annyong]

Wow, how thoughtful of him!

[mrsukyankee]

And now I know what you will be doing for me every single fucking day, my friend. Welcome to diaper land!

[spellingbea]

I'm dead at the onesie on the outside like he's heading to gymnastics.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

REHOME

[spellingbea]

Oh, and for at least a day or so, anything I did would be "for him". I fed our son...for you, DH. I put on deodorant...FOR YOU.

I might even fire up some Bryan Adams. "Everything I do..." Run that shit into the ground.

[spellingbea]

Nov 26, 2015 13:19:00 GMT -5 aeg511 said:

He DID go to the grocery store at 7am today. With the baby. So he's not all bad, haha.

Just clueless.

Now that totally qualifies as a "for you" moment, IMO. His timing just needs adjusting.

[readyin07]

Aw, I hope you enjoyed him while he lasted

[papie]

I think he have the same husband.  I can't even remember the number of times I literally screamed "IT'S YOUR BABY SO YOU DID IT FOR HIM, OR FOR YOU!!!!!!!!"


Ugh.  

[papie]

Nov 26, 2015 13:06:11 GMT -5 spellingbea said:

Oh, and for at least a day or so, anything I did would be "for him". I fed our son...for you, DH. I put on deodorant...FOR YOU.

I might even fire up some Bryan Adams. "Everything I do..." Run that shit into the ground.

I've tried that.  Sadly, he wins at this game every time.  His ability at being incredibly annoying far surpasses mine.  

[coribelle26]

Does he really not know that the onesie goes under the pants or did he just think this would look cooler? This is your third kid!

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Nov 26, 2015 13:19:00 GMT -5 aeg511 said:

He DID go to the grocery store at 7am today. With the baby. So he's not all bad, haha.

Just clueless.

The great part is when the kid can talk. Now DD will poop and say "no mommy! Daddy's turn". Like he just won a prize. And who am I to discourage her delegation skills?

[coribelle26]

Here is how I'm positive this went down. He pulled up the pants before snapping the onesie, decided it was too much work to pull them down again, and said, "Over the pants it is!"

[jek]

H always does the onesie over the pants by mistake. I call it the jazzercise look!