1. She told me she was "assigned" the job of "writing workshop helper" at school, which entailed going around the room to children who raised their hands and helping them to sound out words or write their letters. I was so proud. Yeah. Turns out she made up that job entirely and just went rogue and was doing other kids' work for them because she was (a) already finished, (b) bored, and (c) a know it all. Apple does not fall far. Her teacher is going to make the position official, but give her alternative tasks that don't involve doing other kids' work for them.
2. She just mounted a ten minute long argument for why fig newtons aren't cookies and therefore should count as part of her dinner and NOT as dessert.
3. Her uncle sent her this stuffed osprey as a present. I asked her if she could smile with it. She said "no no no, I'll look at it with eyes of love instead." Behold: ***
Update, the Christmas story, according to L, being raised by an agnostic and a Jewish guy: "Santa Claus's dad is God, his real name is Jesus, and he was born on a farm."
Eta: and his mom is a fairy.
I. Am. Dying. I was hysterical when she told us this.
Update, the Christmas story, according to L, being raised by an agnostic and a Jewish guy: "Santa Claus's dad is God, his real name is Jesus, and he was born on a farm."
I. Am. Dying. I was hysterical when she told us this.
I kind of want to tell this to mil when we see her next week. But she would have a stroke and die.
Post by lilafowler on Dec 18, 2015 21:21:39 GMT -5
Ellie is raised by one half ass horrible Catholic (me) and H. I told him the other day I was concerned because she's going to be old enough for CCD next year and I didn't know how much of the junk stuff I wanted her to catch and H was all "Whaaaaaa?" Fuck
Update, the Christmas story, according to L, being raised by an agnostic and a Jewish guy: "Santa Claus's dad is God, his real name is Jesus, and he was born on a farm."
I. Am. Dying. I was hysterical when she told us this.
I kind of want to tell this to mil when we see her next week. But she would have a stroke and die.
I want to get it cross stitched in a design with a fancy wreath. For the holidays.
When I was "a, b, and c" in school, the best I could manage was talking too much. Which showed-up on my report card, which brought shame, and made it impossible for my mother to displace it on the fridge.
I never thought to assign myself a workshop duty.
Don't crush this. Think of the scholarship opportunities if you can harness it !!
Ellie is raised by one half ass horrible Catholic (me) and H. I told him the other day I was concerned because she's going to be old enough for CCD next year and I didn't know how much of the junk stuff I wanted her to catch and H was all "Whaaaaaa?" Fuck
My kids are also being raised by one HAC (my family's term for half ass Catholic). Jackson goes to religious Ed and Scarlett goes to preschool at our church. They both still think Adam and Eve were naked because they are mermaids. They also have some very interesting theories about Jesus and God. I think it's hilarious so I don't bother correcting them, lol. My entertainment is pretty high on my priority list!
Ellie is raised by one half ass horrible Catholic (me) and H. I told him the other day I was concerned because she's going to be old enough for CCD next year and I didn't know how much of the junk stuff I wanted her to catch and H was all "Whaaaaaa?" Fuck
Don't worry. My DD just did 1st Holy Communion this year. If you ask her about it, she says some version of, "Because God loves us.* "
*real Catholic in training. Plus, there is Pope Francis. ❤️
I want to congratulate you on posting this as an unabashed brag, and not even trying to bragplaint (cough Nikki Klein cough) it. Your daughter is awesome.
I kind of want to tell this to mil when we see her next week. But she would have a stroke and die.
I want to get it cross stitched in a design with a fancy wreath. For the holidays.
Jermys - if you ever draw cville in a SS. I wish you had posted each of these separately so I could like them all. Too bad ProBoards allows only one like per post because these are all awesome.