What the hell is wrong with people?

[DotAndBuzz]

I was getting take-out BBQ tonight.  I was walking back to my car and see this guy standing behind his pick-up truck door, passenger side.  A lady (his wife?) was standing on the driver's side of the truck, also with her door just open. My front driver side bumper is by their back passenger side, with my car facing the same direction as theirs (they'd backed in....effing Michigan drivers).  So I would have walked right next to their car to get to my driver's side door if the dude hadn't been standing there with his door open.  Since that was blocked I go around the car directly in front of mine, cut in front of my hood, and go to get in my car. 

Then I hear the distinctive sound of liquid hitting the pavement.

Dude was TAKING A LEAK right there, in the parking lot.

He turns, does the little post-pee dick jiggle, looks right at me, zips up his pants, and they both proceed to go into the restaurant.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?  You're going into a restaurant.  With plumbing.  Don't effing pee in the parking lot.

[macmars45]

:?

[DotAndBuzz]

Jan 16, 2016 19:22:21 GMT -5 @fkasmace said:

So not only did he pee in the parking lot but took his pee pee hands into the restaurant and probably touched everything there is to touch. And other people got to walk in that and trek it into the restaurant. 

Yes.  Exactly.

[fluffernutter]

Wow, Jesus.

[Monica Geller]

[isabel]

Wow.

[elleblue]

Nasty.

[WOT?*]

I'd like to think that I'd be the bitch that walks into the restaurant and says "What the eff, dude. You just took a piss IN THE PARKING LOT! That's just nasty!" And then ask the hostess if I could have a cup of water to wash the mess in the parking lot.

Hopefully they'd get the stink-eye from everybody and no service until he went into the bathroom and actually washed his freaking hands. Keep 'em waiting to be seated until he turned into somewhat of a human being.

But that's my dream scenario, of course. Not reality.

[RamblingRose]

::hork::

[Jillaroo]

Thats disgusting.

[Deleted]

I thought that was illegal. Can't you get in trouble for whipping it out and peeing just wherever?

Was he drunk?

[Jalapeñomel]

Jan 17, 2016 7:25:07 GMT -5 @silver said:

I thought that was illegal. Can't you get in trouble for whipping it out and peeing just wherever?

Was he drunk?

Yes it's totally illegal.

[DotAndBuzz]

Jan 17, 2016 7:25:07 GMT -5 @silver said:

I thought that was illegal. Can't you get in trouble for whipping it out and peeing just wherever?

Was he drunk?

I'm sure it's illegal.

No idea if he was drunk.  It was around 6:30, he wasn't falling all over himself, but he also wasn't on the driver's side.  Who knows. 

I'm still grossed out. 

[Deleted]

This reminds me-

I was on the subway last week. A man was talking to a woman, they had obviously just started making small talk. He asked her to hand her an empty cup with a lid under her seat.

He took the cup, opening up a plastic soda bottle and filled the cup with what was in the soda bottle. I thought that was kind of weird, like why didn't he just drink out the soda bottle

At the next stop he proceeded to stay in his seat but throw the cup with lid out the door, however the lid came off mid throw. A small amount splashed on a woman siting by the door and a large puddle fell on the subway floor. At that moment I got the strongest smell of pee!

And I realized he had just thrown his pee cup out the subway car. Gotta love New York!

[isabel]

Jan 17, 2016 9:12:16 GMT -5 @wandering said:

This reminds me-

I was on the subway last week. A man was talking to a woman, they had obviously just started making small talk. He asked her to hand her an empty cup with a lid under her seat.

He took the cup, opening up a plastic soda bottle and filled the cup with what was in the soda bottle. I thought that was kind of weird, like why didn't he just drink out the soda bottle

At the next stop he proceeded to stay in his seat but throw the cup with lid out the door, however the lid came off mid throw. A small amount splashed on a woman siting by the door and a large puddle fell on the subway floor. At that moment I got the strongest smell of pee!

And I realized he had just thrown his pee cup out the subway car. Gotta love New York!

I am all kinds of wtf about this.

Why did he have pee in a bottle?
Why did he pour it in the cup?
Why in the world did he throw said cup out the door?

Just wtf all around.

[Deleted]

Jan 17, 2016 9:30:18 GMT -5 isabel said:

Jan 17, 2016 9:12:16 GMT -5 @wandering said:

This reminds me-

I was on the subway last week. A man was talking to a woman, they had obviously just started making small talk. He asked her to hand her an empty cup with a lid under her seat.

He took the cup, opening up a plastic soda bottle and filled the cup with what was in the soda bottle. I thought that was kind of weird, like why didn't he just drink out the soda bottle

At the next stop he proceeded to stay in his seat but throw the cup with lid out the door, however the lid came off mid throw. A small amount splashed on a woman siting by the door and a large puddle fell on the subway floor. At that moment I got the strongest smell of pee!

And I realized he had just thrown his pee cup out the subway car. Gotta love New York!

I am all kinds of wtf about this.

Why did he have pee in a bottle?
Why did he pour it in the cup?
Why in the world did he throw said cup out the door?

Just wtf all around.

You learn to not question things in New York. Especially on the subway!