Chipped nail polish Hot coffee that got cold or warm before I had a chance to drink it People who don't drink acting like everyone who has a glass of wine is an alcoholic
Oh I have more but I really feel better already. Have l been holding that in? Haha
My worst: people that toss lit cigarette butts out their car window. Every freaking time that happens I wish I was an undercover cop so I could pull them over and write them a huge ticket.
People who don't order dessert. People who don't order dessert and say you order and I'll just have a bite. Visible ear wax coming out - clean that up and if your kids have ear wax clean their ears! Long nails and French manicures.
People who hold dads to a different standard than moms. My H is just as capable of parenting our children as I am and he doesn't deserve praise for doing so. He also doesn't "babysit" our kids. Brought to you by an annoying fb friend who posts how amazing her H is every time he does something with their kids.
People being late. Getting in a cold vehicle. DH's cracking jaw when he eats. Shaving my legs. An unmade bed. Washing clothes and discovering that I accidentally washed a Kleenex or a lip chap. Phone ringing after I've boozed off. Taking months to book a Dr's appointment. I must be PMSing, there's a bunch of things irritating me today.
People who don't use blinkers People who stop walking right in front of me. People who blast their music with explicit lyrics in the school pick up line (this happens a lot) Chronically late people Talking over me Trying to tell me I'm wrong about something and then wondering why it doesn't work when they do it wrong People who think I can read their minds. People who think it's funny to antagonize my dog. If you are sticking any part of your body through my fence and my dog bites you, that's on you, asshole.
People who wait for my parking spot when a store isn't crowded and there is plenty of parking.
People who are coming through a door behind you and then instead of grabbing the door as you go through to hold it for themselves, just keep walking so you either have to awkwardly hold it behind you or let to door hit them
Specific to my family (okay DH):
he never pushes his char in when he get up from the table.
People being late. Getting in a cold vehicle. DH's cracking jaw when he eats. Shaving my legs. An unmade bed. Washing clothes and discovering that I accidentally washed a Kleenex or a lip chap. Phone ringing after I've boozed off. Taking months to book a Dr's appointment. I must be PMSing, there's a bunch of things irritating me today.
Well if you would booze off sufficiently, you wouldn't notice that ringing phone;)
That is supposed to be dozed. Stupid auto correct.
People who wait for my parking spot when a store isn't crowded and there is plenty of parking.
People who are coming through a door behind you and then instead of grabbing the door as you go through to hold it for themselves, just keep walking so you either have to awkwardly hold it behind you or let to door hit them
Specific to my family (okay DH):
he never pushes his char in when he get up from the table.
And then you get the asshole who stops so close behind you that you can't back up, and then they have a person behind them so they can't back up, and they get all pissed off like it wasn't entirely their fault.
People who wait for my parking spot when a store isn't crowded and there is plenty of parking.
People who are coming through a door behind you and then instead of grabbing the door as you go through to hold it for themselves, just keep walking so you either have to awkwardly hold it behind you or let to door hit them
Specific to my family (okay DH):
he never pushes his char in when he get up from the table.
And then you get the asshole who stops so close behind you that you can't back up, and then they have a person behind them so they can't back up, and they get all pissed off like it wasn't entirely their fault.
This reminds me of when I had to go to Costco on Christmas Eve and I nearly lost my shit on some lady in the parking lot
And then you get the asshole who stops so close behind you that you can't back up, and then they have a person behind them so they can't back up, and they get all pissed off like it wasn't entirely their fault.
This reminds me of when I had to go to Costco on Christmas Eve and I nearly lost my shit on some lady in the parking lot
Post by iheartthe80s on Jan 17, 2016 18:07:11 GMT -5
When people say they hated the Seinfeld finale, yet freely admit to rarely watching the show. Bill Murray was on Howard Stern and talked about how terrible the finale was….then admitted he had never really watched the show. I yelled at the radio.
When people post "So and So is selling Girl Scout Cookies, let me know what you want" on FB. I refused, and actually took my daughter door to door in the neighborhood, or had her call relatives.
When people take over 3 minutes at the ATM. If you are doing that much banking, go walk inside.
People who sit next to me in the movie theater, when there is ample space everywhere else.
DH leaving the dishcloth or his bath towel wadded up somewhere where it can't possibly dry out, then being surprised when it starts to stink.
DH refusing to listen to me when I give him directions while we're driving, then getting upset and asking me how to get there after we've gotten lost/missed the turn.
(I guess DH is frustrating me lately?)
ashb62 - I don't know if it's my town or what, but everyone treats my H like he's a hero if he goes shopping or something with the kids. There are a lot of older people here, and I wonder if that generation just doesn't expect men to parent at all. One time he went out with both kids when DD was a couple of months old, and the cashier bagged his groceries for him! Meanwhile, I shop with them every week and have never had someone offer to do anything for me. It drives me CRAZY!
Post by minerswife17 on Jan 18, 2016 5:54:12 GMT -5
*An overflowing garbage can. *When ppl don't take dry dishes out of a dish drainer and add new wet ones in. *When driving and someone pulls out in front of you so fast you have to slam on your brakes and yell "Jesus take the wheel" and then they drive 10 mph under the speed limit. *When I'm a foot behind someone and they don't have the decency to hold to door. *When ppl don't put their messy meat tray in produce bags and the meat juice gets everywhere. *Not changing out the toilet paper roll and just setting a new one on top of the empty tube. *When you're texting someone and they respond with "k". I don't know why but it drives me bonkers.
We'll that was kind of theraputic. When shall we do this again?