I want to hear about what you'll be doing at the new place. You couldn't go client side, could you?
::SOB::
The cushy life isn't meant to be for me.
This is totally different though--it's a sales role, but not sales-sales like with cold calling and a quota. More consulting sales, like come in to talk about solutions in detail with the client. I already do it now, but I don't get commissions for it.