I wish I spoke fluent

[W.T.Faulkner]

Dins and bos are all the rage right now with pumpkins.

[tantek]

Hard and orange and lines and bows.

[pitta12]

Jan 21, 2016 16:07:23 GMT -5 tantek said:

Hard and orange and lines and bows.

This was my translation as well. 

[revolution]

dins and bos = hookers and blow??


I need to party with X!

[cleo29]

Jan 21, 2016 16:11:28 GMT -5 @fkasmace said:

Jan 21, 2016 16:07:23 GMT -5 tantek said:

Hard and orange and lines and bows.

That's seriously impressive.

YOu have to up your phonetic spelling

[pantsparty]

Jan 21, 2016 16:06:08 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

Dins and bos are all the rage right now with pumpkins.

Dins and bos are the new boats and hoes.

[tantek]

Jan 21, 2016 16:11:28 GMT -5 @fkasmace said:

Jan 21, 2016 16:07:23 GMT -5 tantek said:

Hard and orange and lines and bows.

That's seriously impressive.

Lol thanks
I have a first grader who translates his writing for me. 

[Elsa]

OMG yes.

M has been talking about these "pretend orange noodles" that she saw at the grocery store for like 2 weeks. This morning she drew me a FUCKING PICTURE of an orange box with squiggles inside it and was like "These momma! Don't you understand!?"

WTF? NO. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. THE STORE ONLY SELLS REAL NOODLES NOT PRETEND NOODLES!

[hocus2]

Jan 21, 2016 16:18:45 GMT -5 Elsa said:

OMG yes.

M has been talking about these "pretend orange noodles" that she saw at the grocery store for like 2 weeks. This morning she drew me a FUCKING PICTURE of an orange box with squiggles inside it and was like "These momma! Don't you understand!?"

WTF? NO. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. THE STORE ONLY SELLS REAL NOODLES NOT PRETEND NOODLES!

 Is she talking about mac and cheese?

[wambam]

Elsa Are you feeding your kid handmade artisan noodles? So noodles from a box are pretend?

Fancy kid you got there.

[rageragerage]

Jan 21, 2016 16:18:45 GMT -5 Elsa said:

OMG yes.

M has been talking about these "pretend orange noodles" that she saw at the grocery store for like 2 weeks. This morning she drew me a FUCKING PICTURE of an orange box with squiggles inside it and was like "These momma! Don't you understand!?"

WTF? NO. I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND. THE STORE ONLY SELLS REAL NOODLES NOT PRETEND NOODLES!

When are you taking her to the store to buy the pretend noodles?  Because you know you are.

[Elsa]

Jan 21, 2016 16:39:03 GMT -5 wambam said:

Elsa Are you feeding your kid handmade artisan noodles? So noodles from a box are pretend?

Fancy kid you got there.

No! I feed her kraft mac and cheese! The instant kind, not even the GOOD kind from a box!


Hmm. Cheetos. That had not occurred to me. To get her to stop fucking talking about it, I'm going to have to take her to the store again, which I normally avoid doing. This was just the weekend that my H had to work. lol

[isabel]

Jan 21, 2016 16:40:33 GMT -5 Elsa said:

Jan 21, 2016 16:39:03 GMT -5 wambam said:

Elsa Are you feeding your kid handmade artisan noodles? So noodles from a box are pretend?

Fancy kid you got there.

No! I feed her kraft mac and cheese! The instant kind, not even the GOOD kind from a box!


Hmm. Cheetos. That had not occurred to me. To get her to stop fucking talking about it, I'm going to have to take her to the store again, which I normally avoid doing. This was just the weekend that my H had to work. lol

Can you please update? I'm irrationally invested in what she wants.