sex party in SF

[pagas]

bye!

[isabel]

Is he actually going to be working with her? I might say something if so, but if he won't be working with her directly I probably wouldn't bother.

Or, you know, you could just be like, "yeah, she's kind of a bitch."

[sarahbear]

"Oh wow. What a small world. I hope you have a good trip." Something like that.

Eta. I read to fast. I thought he was on vacation.

[sallywalker]

Is he wanting to have some sort of relationship with her? If so I might respond honestly. If not, I wouldn't say anything.

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 22:51:55 GMT -5 sarahbear said:

"Oh wow. What a small world. I hope you have a good trip." Something like that.

Not a trip.  He moved there.  They work together.

[mcmel]

I wouldn't warn him. You would just come across as too attached and ain't nobody got time for other people's bullshit. I would say that I don't know how to get ahold of her, but I hope he enjoys SF. It's a beautiful city, blah blah blah. He'll figure it out.

Or you could go all "she's a fuckface" but I seriously doubt he's going to change his plans based off you not liking her.

Eta- I think there's some confusion or maybe it's just me. I thought he was asking you about him meeting up with her. Like, how can he basically get in contact with her for a date. 

[sofamonkey]

"No, I'm good without seeing her. Ever."

[sarahbear]

Jan 21, 2016 22:52:23 GMT -5 pagas said:

Jan 21, 2016 22:51:55 GMT -5 sarahbear said:

"Oh wow. What a small world. I hope you have a good trip." Something like that.

Not a trip.  He moved there.  They work together.

Sorry. I read too fast. I'd probably say small world, and then ask how they work together or how it's going, etc. See if he offers any opinions on her first.

[cville]

"Wow, that's a coincidence." Then prattle on about sixteen other things that have nothing to do with her. If he's intuitive, he'll pick up on it. If he's not, you haven't endorsed her.

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 22:54:53 GMT -5 @kirkette said:

I would wish him well on his move, and otherwise let it be.

 He sent me a giant wall of text, so I will reply somewhat on that level in order to catch up.  Glossing over this bitch's existence will probably be the best.  Man, I hate her.

[cville]

At least half of you need remedial reading lessons.

[mcmel]

Jan 21, 2016 22:57:23 GMT -5 cville said:

At least half of you need remedial reading lessons.

Is it my half? Blink once for yes. 

[sofamonkey]

Jan 21, 2016 22:56:03 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Like he wants you to come out and you all meet up? But why? He wants to bone her?

Potential three some!! Whee!

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 22:56:03 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Like he wants you to come out and you all meet up? But why? He wants to bone her?

No.  He is married with two kids.  He just was all...what a small world...did I ever meet this girl?  She seems to know me.

email subject: small world shenanigans

This was 2 days ago.  I still haven't replied.  He knows I was in Canada because of IG/Twitter, so I feel like I have some time to wait and reply.

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 22:57:23 GMT -5 cville said:

At least half of you need remedial reading lessons.

Sex party in SF, right?

[daisyn]

Why do you despise her?

[mcmel]

Oh shit he's not even trying to date her? Don't worry about any of this. Talk about the city. Talk about small world. Talk about his family and how he should remain loyal to them and not go astray with some hosebeast. The end. This is easy.

[LeggsBenedict]

do you hate her because she ate all of your peanut butter and like, totally never replaced it?

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 23:00:52 GMT -5 daisyn said:

Why do you despise her?

Too complicated to explain here, but let's just say, she has been a total cunt to me on multiple occasions.

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 23:01:15 GMT -5 mcmel said:

Oh shit he's not even trying to date her? Don't worry about any of this. Talk about the city. Talk about small world. Talk about his family and how he should remain loyal to them and not go astray with some hosebeast. The end. This is easy.

No, not at all.  They just work together. That's it.

[dianecourt]

I think what we are missing is why you despise this woman. Sorry, WOUNDTIGHT

Dang, I'm slow.

[mcmel]

Jan 21, 2016 23:02:17 GMT -5 pagas said:

Jan 21, 2016 23:01:15 GMT -5 mcmel said:

Oh shit he's not even trying to date her? Don't worry about any of this. Talk about the city. Talk about small world. Talk about his family and how he should remain loyal to them and not go astray with some hosebeast. The end. This is easy.

No, not at all.  They just work together. That's it.

So he's basically just trying to make a friend in the new city, right? Let him have it. If they work together I can see why he would want to know someone at this new job. He'll get more friends eventually and then drop her ass once he realizes she's bonkers or whatnot. 

[pagas]

Apparently, I need storytelling classes =(

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 23:05:05 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

"HE EMAILED ME ABOUT MEETING HER."

IS

AMBIGUOUS.

THROUGH WORK

[W.T.Faulkner]

He wants to hook up with both of you at the same time?

[cville]

Jan 21, 2016 23:04:29 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Jan 21, 2016 22:57:23 GMT -5 cville said:

At least half of you need remedial reading lessons.

Apparently not! He didn't want to hook up with her at all!

At no point in reading the op did I think he was interested romantically in jerk girl and it was clear he'd just wanted to inform pagas that he ran into jerk at some work thing. And I was right.

Ergo, I am awesome. And smrt.

[mcmel]

Jan 21, 2016 23:06:47 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

He wants to hook up with both of you at the same time?

At work? 

[mcmel]

Jan 21, 2016 23:08:29 GMT -5 cville said:

Jan 21, 2016 23:04:29 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Apparently not! He didn't want to hook up with her at all!

At no point in reading the op did I think he was interested romantically in jerk girl and it was clear he'd just informed her that he ran into her at some work thing. And I was right.

Ergo, I am awesome. And smrt.

So it was my half. Well then. 

[pagas]

Jan 21, 2016 23:08:29 GMT -5 cville said:

Jan 21, 2016 23:04:29 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Apparently not! He didn't want to hook up with her at all!

At no point in reading the op did I think he was interested romantically in jerk girl and it was clear he'd just informed her that he ran into her at some work thing. And I was right.

Ergo, I am awesome. And smrt.

So, I don't need storytelling classes after all! Smrt.

[cville]

Jan 21, 2016 23:09:02 GMT -5 mcmel said:

Jan 21, 2016 23:06:47 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

He wants to hook up with both of you at the same time?

At work? 

I think he wants to buy her a coat. Anonymously.