Wtf people in this field orientation - use common sense. Why is it necessary to ask a million questions? Read a fucking manual and answer your own questions.
Wtf self - why did you think it was a good idea to down an entire large coffee right before orientation? I feel like I'm going crazy!
WTF pissy attitude - stop having a pity party for yourself. You have so many wonderful things going on in your life and nobody wants to hear the whining. Focus on the positive!
Post by marigoldgirl on Aug 29, 2012 8:56:12 GMT -5
WTF XH why do you need to introduce your new girlfriend of two months (who does not even live in the US, and you have only seen twice for a few days) to MY step mom.
WTF step mom, why do you need to keep talking with XH. Your suppose to be MY family.
WTF XH why do you think it is okay to not tell the kids that your girlfriend is going to be at a party for you. They were blindsided.
WTF shitty day yesterday, please don't show up today also.
WTF dreams - seriously, just wtf??? I don't get what in the hell any of them are supposed to be telling me. Last night it was killing black labs and then trying to avoid getting caught. W.T.F?
WTF body - I don't have time for injuries right now!
Post by chrissie3416 on Aug 29, 2012 9:43:00 GMT -5
WTF stores--how come when I dont have money to shop, I am constantly seeing things I love, you're having good sales, and putting out good coupons...not fair!
WTF brain--stop overanalyzing this relationship and just enjoy it...
WTF Body - You need to fight this infection . It's spreading to my face and arms and it's getting me down. I am doing all I can do and I am taking all my meds, you gotta work for me. PLEASE.
Post by liubotflittyfud on Aug 29, 2012 9:53:19 GMT -5
WTF Stupid coworker. You ask me out, I tell you I'm only interested in being friends, and we hung out as friends. It was cool and now you are avoiding me? Get over yourself, you're 40 and stupid and I'm too good for this shit.
WTF Stomach. Something is happening inside of you and it's not good. I feel like if I move the wrong way I'm going to be running to the bathroom. I do not want to take my lunch break in poopville.
WTF boyfriend. We argued for the first time yesterday and it wasn't that bad. Why did you apologize 40 billion times? It's not a big deal! GET OVER IT.
Post by prettyinpearls on Aug 29, 2012 10:13:48 GMT -5
WTF self – STAY OFF ACCUWEATHER.COM!!! They cannot accurately predict the weather 15 days out, and you’re causing yourself undue stress by seeing rain in the forecast for both your wedding day and party day. STOP IT!!
WTF CFP board-why does it take eight whole weeks to get the test results back. I'm going crazy here and even dreaming about it!
WTF prez at my firm-we booked the nicest restaurant in our area for our company Christmas party AND they're even willing to shut down the entire thing for us. Please, don't complain about it or wonder if we could do better. This is as good as it gets in our area. We are not as cool as we think we are. They're shutting down a three diamond restaurant for us. Let's be happy about it! PS, 3,400 wine selections sounds extensive to even the biggest wine snobs.
WTF self-you're either cut out for the FWB thing or you're not. Stop going back and forth in your head about this!
WTF self – STAY OFF ACCUWEATHER.COM!!! They cannot accurately predict the weather 15 days out, and you’re causing yourself undue stress by seeing rain in the forecast for both your wedding day and party day. STOP IT!!
Yeah, as a wedding photographer I will tell you to chill the fuck out.. in a very loving and supportive way I've NEVER had a wedding ruined by rain... it usually never rains as much as the weatherman predict and if it does, it's all in the couple's attitude and how they handle it.
WTF self – STAY OFF ACCUWEATHER.COM!!! They cannot accurately predict the weather 15 days out, and you’re causing yourself undue stress by seeing rain in the forecast for both your wedding day and party day. STOP IT!!
Yeah, as a wedding photographer I will tell you to chill the fuck out.. in a very loving and supportive way I've NEVER had a wedding ruined by rain... it usually never rains as much as the weatherman predict and if it does, it's all in the couple's attitude and how they handle it.
Everything will be fine!!!
For my girlfriend's wedding, it was sunny for the ceremony and started raining pretty much as soon as the bride and groom had processed out. It worked out perfectly because the ceremony was outside, but the reception was inside! Even better, the sun came out afterward, and they got some gorgeous rainbow pictures!
Yeah, as a wedding photographer I will tell you to chill the fuck out.. in a very loving and supportive way I've NEVER had a wedding ruined by rain... it usually never rains as much as the weatherman predict and if it does, it's all in the couple's attitude and how they handle it.
Everything will be fine!!!
For my girlfriend's wedding, it was sunny for the ceremony and started raining pretty much as soon as the bride and groom had processed out. It worked out perfectly because the ceremony was outside, but the reception was inside! Even better, the sun came out afterward, and they got some gorgeous rainbow pictures!
I TOTALLY agree it’s all in how we handle it. My problem is that I’m so much of a Type A planner, I just NEED to know either way if it’ll rain or shine so we can adjust our plans accordingly. Thankfully we have a Plan B and Plan C the ceremony (Plan B is that it’ll take place under the huge white tent that’ll already be set up for the party the next day, and Plan C is we’ll use our church). I just worry that if it’s rainy for our party the following day, nobody will show up….that’s my biggest fear. I know we’ll have at least 50 guests in our OOT family, but that’s a big dip from the 165 we have confirmed coming
Either way…it won’t rain on my parade! Literally or metaphorically speaking. We’ll take it all in stride. I just need to stop with the obsession of needing to know!!
WTF appetite - why are you suddenly craving all BAD FOODS? Mac n cheese, corn nuggets, BBQ, key lime pie, cookie cake. Stop acting like you're from the south or something.
For my girlfriend's wedding, it was sunny for the ceremony and started raining pretty much as soon as the bride and groom had processed out. It worked out perfectly because the ceremony was outside, but the reception was inside! Even better, the sun came out afterward, and they got some gorgeous rainbow pictures!
I TOTALLY agree it’s all in how we handle it. My problem is that I’m so much of a Type A planner, I just NEED to know either way if it’ll rain or shine so we can adjust our plans accordingly. Thankfully we have a Plan B and Plan C the ceremony (Plan B is that it’ll take place under the huge white tent that’ll already be set up for the party the next day, and Plan C is we’ll use our church). I just worry that if it’s rainy for our party the following day, nobody will show up….that’s my biggest fear. I know we’ll have at least 50 guests in our OOT family, but that’s a big dip from the 165 we have confirmed coming
Either way…it won’t rain on my parade! Literally or metaphorically speaking. We’ll take it all in stride. I just need to stop with the obsession of needing to know!!
I know you all will have a blast. Just the playlist alone sounds great! And if it DOES rain, that means good luck, dontcha know?
WTF self - seriously need to stop being depressed. Just because friends are rejecting you, doesn't mean you are worthless. And yes, the one year mark of XH leaving is coming up. You are doing great without him. You have mourned the loss of marriage, why go through that again?
WTF friends - Why are you pushing me aside all of the sudden? After saying "we forgot to invite you" a dozen times, I stop believing it.
WTF mortgage - you went up $200 a month! I know why, it makes sense why, but OUCH! I won't be able to pay off my credit card this year as a result. Boo!
Post by udscoobychick on Aug 29, 2012 14:18:52 GMT -5
WTF CW? You said that you would call me at 3. It's 3:18. Hurry up. I don't want to be in the middle of something when you call, so I'm waiting to start something new!
Post by blackkitty on Aug 29, 2012 14:23:14 GMT -5
WTF salad - why do you suck so much
WTF crappy place we are going for our "team outing" tomorrow. I don't want to eat crappy pizza or pasta and your salad bar sucks ass. I'm one ungrateful employee. WTF self, be more grateful