Drunk Saturday randoms

[runaways]

Truly a collection of randoms:
I haven't run since my race because my foot is kind of hurting and I'm terrified that it's a stress fracture in the making. I'm drunk and I'm cleaning out my closet - not sure if these things go together or not. I have ice cream downstairs and I'm making spinach-artichoke dip pizza tomorrow. I'm terrified of the idea of dating again.

[CallingAllAngels]

After two days cooped up inside, my kids have turned into Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa from Parks and Recreation.

[clseale]

I'm drinking horchata hot chocolate, and it is everything I hoped it would be.

[joenali]

I spent 45 minutes taking a bath. It was glorious!

[taratru]

I wish I was back east for this storm.

I'm going to finish this bottle of wine tonight, because I have a bottle of champagne to drink tomorrow. I shall start with mimosas. I just got back from buying food for the game tomorrow. Everything I bought is extremely unhealthy. :::shrugs::: I might not even go to the gym tomorrow.

[hannahb]

I'm not drunk but I act like it. Decided since we were stuck inside for awhile I would start potty training. Bought M&Ms for incentive and have ate them all. Whoops! Plus dumb idea. He's not ready. I'm waiting until summer and then he can run around naked in the backyard and just pee in the grass

[runaways]

Jan 23, 2016 19:53:57 GMT -5 hannahb said:

I'm not drunk but I act like it. Decided since we were stuck inside for awhile I would start potty training. Bought M&Ms for incentive and have ate them all. Whoops! Plus dumb idea. He's not ready. I'm waiting until summer and then he can run around naked in the backyard and just pee in the grass

Your fb post on this made me legit lol.

[hannahb]

Jan 23, 2016 19:34:54 GMT -5 taratru said:

I wish I was back east for this storm.

No. You do not

[hannahb]

Jan 23, 2016 20:17:44 GMT -5 @vtcupcake said:

I want to drink. Have not had a drink. Blood test stuff came back as expected, abnormally high triglycerides and A1C and insulin and stuff. Just like last year, after a year of cleaning up my diet and losing, then regaining the same fucking weight. I want to scream and cry and throw things all at the same time. But I don't even have the energy to get mad anymore, I'm just destined to not feel like myself in this dumb body I sporting these days.

Hugs

[jene]

I made slutty brownies and am currently drinking Ommegang Rosetta. Who mentioned this beer a couple of weeks ago? Wines Not Whines, was it you? It's my new favorite

[CallingAllAngels]

Jan 23, 2016 20:13:30 GMT -5 @vtcupcake said:

Jan 23, 2016 19:25:00 GMT -5 CallingAllAngels said:

After two days cooped up inside, my kids have turned into Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa from Parks and Recreation.

Liking for the hilarity and not for the reality of dealing with them. Sorry babe.

It really is hilarious and I gave up trying to make them behave like civilized creatures hours ago. Tomorrow we are all going for a hike or something.

I'm sorry your body is an asshole.

[labbie]

jene, I tried Rosetta last night, and it's amazing. Thanks Wines Not Whines for the rec!

My random is that today I tried a nutella milkshake and thought I'd died and went to heaven.

[taratru]

Sorry, @vtcupcake.

[emilyj]

Jan 23, 2016 20:17:44 GMT -5 @vtcupcake said:

I want to drink. Have not had a drink. Blood test stuff came back as expected, abnormally high triglycerides and A1C and insulin and stuff. Just like last year, after a year of cleaning up my diet and losing, then regaining the same fucking weight. I want to scream and cry and throw things all at the same time. But I don't even have the energy to get mad anymore, I'm just destined to not feel like myself in this dumb body I sporting these days.

I'm going to rage on your behalf. And then hand you a slutty brownie in solidarity.

[irene adler]

I'm sorry, @vtcupcake. That sucks.

[sadlebred]

I have had more hot chocolate in the last 2 days than in the last year. I blame this:

[venice2007]

One fun thing about coming home for the funeral, I'm gonna run with my 16 yo nephew! It's gonna be COLD for this Floridian but fun with him! He's a great kid and we are close. I still see him as the silly quiet 4 yo! Lol

[chw57]

Jan 23, 2016 19:53:57 GMT -5 hannahb said:

I'm not drunk but I act like it. Decided since we were stuck inside for awhile I would start potty training. Bought M&Ms for incentive and have ate them all. Whoops! Plus dumb idea. He's not ready. I'm waiting until summer and then he can run around naked in the backyard and just pee in the grass

I did exactly the same thing when we started potty training!

[chw57]

Jan 23, 2016 19:53:57 GMT -5 hannahb said:

I'm not drunk but I act like it. Decided since we were stuck inside for awhile I would start potty training. Bought M&Ms for incentive and have ate them all. Whoops! Plus dumb idea. He's not ready. I'm waiting until summer and then he can run around naked in the backyard and just pee in the grass

I did exactly the same thing when we started potty training!

[kams]

Jan 23, 2016 19:53:57 GMT -5 hannahb said:

I'm not drunk but I act like it. Decided since we were stuck inside for awhile I would start potty training. Bought M&Ms for incentive and have ate them all. Whoops! Plus dumb idea. He's not ready. I'm waiting until summer and then he can run around naked in the backyard and just pee in the grass

Your pic was hilarious. I just waited for DD to decide she wanted to do it. She decided she would do it for daddy's birthday (right after she turned 3). And, she just did it. No training. Like, 2 accidents ever. Niiiice and easy. I understand wanting it done earlier than 3, though, also

I could have gone for a bag of mms, though.

[farfalla2011]

sadlebred, thanks, now I'm going to have to get me some of that sipping chocolate and try it. I love hot chocolate.

@vtcupcake, sorry your not feel great and numbers are all out of whack.

I have the headache from hell this morning after attending our friend's 50th birthday party last night. Must learn to sip on water in between drinks.